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diversity win! im bisexual and im going to kill you!

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rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

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Remember when The Mandalorian first came out and it had new characters in a new storyline and it had its own music that didn't reuse anything from the old themes and when old shit like an AT-ST showed up they portrayed it like a fire-breathing dragon rising from the dark and it was all new and all so fun and Star Wars seemed like it was so fucking back

And then Disney realized they could Wolverine the shit out of this guy and it was all over in just three years

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"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

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when someone says "why would you want a physical copy of that? you can just stream it" i physically recoil. a feeling of dread comes over me like an evil spirit just passed through my body

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i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

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Reblog for larger sample size. Feel free to indicate in the comments your generation, approximate region of residence, your length of experience with fan fiction, or when/where you first encountered these terms.

#who's ever used those for gender??? #lemon is fully explicit smut #lime is usually less explicit #sometimes orange gets thrown in there #i remember being told it was for darker stuff #but i feel like lime and orange sometimes got mixed up #which was very confusing and always a gamble

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all this talk of vanilla extract is reminding me of this tumblr screenshot classic

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who else up hurkleing their durkleing

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#oh i love this #homestuck

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