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This just reads like posts from a darker timeline post

boys i hate to admit this. i really do. but the justin bieber weed strains actually kind of fuck

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You know when youre watching a tiktok and youre like, ok, good premise, nice jokes, dumb humor, kinda original, but then it just picks all that up, rolls it like a thick news paper, and then squashes you like a fly with it all?

Damn…

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the one thing a girlboss cant gatekeep her way out of….. holiday dinner

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I'll be honest I know this film is meant to be great but I don't think I'm ready for it since its so sad

Ok first I watched A Silent Voice and cried and now I'm gonna start I Want To Eat Your Pancreas and probably cry some more bc this first 5 minutes is already really getting to me.

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Stuff 😳

my queue is officially back to being a mixture of stuff and not just botw 2

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periodically i see umbrella academy on my dash and i know virtually nothing about it but i have to know.  why is that one kid named five.

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what makes you so salty exactly

They killed off my main man Donny in Harry Potter

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ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

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entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

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“The Wizard of Sex” and “the sex wizard” are two completely different things you fucking idiot. It’s mistakes like this that are why the acedemy keeps sending mage assassins to your dorm

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I ACCIDENTALLY SAID THANK YOU GAMER AFTER MY BOYFRIEND FINISHED INSIDE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anon that is quite possibly the funniest thing you could have said to him, oh my lord

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congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

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Yes.

google "what do british people call whipped cream"

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breath of the wild 2

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People who tell you to be realistic about your lifestyle and goals are limiting themselves and their opportunities every single day

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really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

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you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-