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The highway to hell is a type of road so therefore it also leads to rome

#puns #jokes #bad puns

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eleven more like elodd

#bad puns #horrible puns #like bad pun as in its not funny #most bad puns are good #not this one

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the all new witches rice crispys: rat, cackle, and clot

#puns #jokes #bad puns #wizardposting #witches

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play concept:

while macbeths death may have been justice for some, the witches are tracked down on donalbains order and put on trial for their suspected involvement in duncans death

#writing prompt #macbeth #wizardposting

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Riddle Asking skills are not needed but they are desirable, since any sphinx whos got a good grasp on riddles should atleast be good at determining how well worded a vow is and what loopholes exist, even if they need a bit of training for recognising the ethics of a vow

quite frankly the black quartz bit is whats causing hr a lot of trouble, at this point we would hire the first sphinx of black quartz we can find

hiring: need one sphinx of black quartz to judge vows

#wizardposting

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did you hear that in the camping show all the executives actually stayed in a hotel? it was not the producers intents

did you hear about the beauty contest at the campsite? it was pretty in tents

#yes this is the same #joke concept #but executed worse #bad puns

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did you hear about the beauty contest at the campsite? it was pretty in tents

#puns #jokes #bad puns #dad jokes #my sibling came up with this one

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not many things *are* meant to be broken, but the list does include

rules

the glass on those fire alarm buttons

#puns #jokes #dad jokes

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dont wait for me, im going to the condiment store quickly, ill relish the moment but ill ketchup after

#puns #jokes #bad puns #dad jokes

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how do other wizards remember the difference between pixies, sprites, fairys and the like? of course often its obvious, but there is overlap and the gnomenclature can be confusing

personally ive got some gnomnuonics to help remember them

#puns #wizardposting #gnome #gnome post #fae folk

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the writings of Ugerhan, while esoteric, can be illuminating in the modern day, and they certainly provide an explanation for why it can be so hard for apprentices to figure out hand casting

everyone knows rabbit feet are good luck, but its a little known fact that its the rabbits toes that actually contain the luck, the foot is just convienient storage

#wizardposting

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toes are, of course, the natural focus of a bodies magical energies - hands are mere implements of change, toes are what interface with the world itself

everyone knows rabbit feet are good luck, but its a little known fact that its the rabbits toes that actually contain the luck, the foot is just convienient storage

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mortal enemies may sound bad, but trust me, immortal enemies are way worse

#wizardposting #fun facts #writing prompt

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everyone knows rabbit feet are good luck, but its a little known fact that its the rabbits toes that actually contain the luck, the foot is just convienient storage

#wizardposting #fun facts

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an updog is a dog which is high up on a wooftop

#puns #jokes #bad puns #dad jokes

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saying "when the dinosaurs left the earth" instead of "when the dinosaurs went extinct" to be technically correct but way more mysterious

#wizardposting #dinosaur #jokes

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our experiment worked! i wish you could see me now my love, but alas, it is too late - yours ever faifully, Dr Scien Tist

...once i figure out how to *stop* the invisibility it should be fine though, in the mean time we can talk with these letters

#puns #jokes #bad puns #dad jokes #mad scientist