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Happy (late) Ides of March!

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ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

#this is terrible #let's bring it back #ides of march

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Happy (late) Ides of March!

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Happy (late) Ides of March!

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silius italicus book 8 bechdel test pass…………

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part of me is considering changing my second major from latin to international relations but the other, messier part of me knows that

you can't get this shit anywhere else

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actually i think we should say moxmox and tecum sto. we should use “nonne” at the end of a sentence. we should talk as unromanly as we possibly can. we should make people in 500 years say “lol 21st century latin was so weird”. i want chaos >:)

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#fuck the 4th declension #it's so easy to trip up on #3rd declension my beloved #the verbs really are worse tho

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ovid and cicero have the same flair for the dramatic i think they should be exilemates actually

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my 6th grade boys have learned the world "avuncular" and have proceeded to describe every single thing from today's lesson as such

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the ability to get gay married for political connections & power regardless of if you're gay or not is the only thing that could make the late republic funnier actually

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maybe we should get a catullus edition with a hello kitty cover. I think nature would heal

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me swiping through men on dating apps: well he's no hector of troy but he'll do

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Aeneis🤘🤌

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if i was the king and queen of thebes and my sons were twins and i was like well you can both be heir to the throne! future succession crisis Who. i definitely would not name one of them Mega Glorious Sexy Guy and the other one Many Quarrels. rip to oedipus and jocasta but i'm different

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"we can't judge Mrs. Westenra as she was a product of her time"

The solicitors in her time: damn girl that's fucked up

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no more citing sources using MLA or chicago style or any of those modern citation styles. from now on i will only be using the alexandrian footnote and citing my sources by saying "it is said..." and then claiming whatever the hell i want