neo-greo

[neo-greo]

do airports get mad at you for being high in them

airports get mad at me because i keep bringing knives and guns into them and because i keep threatening to hijack the planes

airports get mad at me because i am so so scared and they all want to kill me and beat the shit out of me over it

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[neo-greo]

IM GOIGN TO CHOP UR DIKC OFF AND MAKE A SHITTY SECONDRATE NEW YORK HOT DOG WIHT IT. AND IT WONT SELL FOR ANYTHING HIGHER HTAN 50 CENTS. THAT'S HOW BAD YOUR DICK IS

Merely shows how ungrateful and how unrefined your taste is.

My dick wouldn't be anything less than the finest sausage to grace a kitchen, let alone human lips. A perfect roasting and slight crunch, toasted evenly and packed with indescribable flavor, carefully tended to by only the hands of the most skilled chefs alive, and fit only for the consumption of the divine, really.

of course a hater like you would fuck it up. you have no appreciation for that which is evidently superior to yourself.

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[neo-greo]

i dont know if i understand

you will die when you say the words "I WILL ATTACK BIG GUY"

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[neo-greo]

i thought lime smelled bad

lime is my cousin so he smells bad no matter what. you understand

MUTINY

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[neo-greo]

indigo im so hungry

How hungry...

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[neo-greo]

Does Lime smell like limes

WE'VE WELL ESTABLISHED THAT!!

i think the smell has gotten stronger lately

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[neo-greo]

a miserable little pile of secrets.

what the hell is a man

[neo-greo]

lime im so hungry

How hungry...

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[neo-greo]

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

naan.....

naan....

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[neo-greo]

why are you eating ravens

sorry. i knew it was a a bad idea. i should've shared. i'm a failure.

i wish i was eating an endangered bird right now

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[neo-greo]

would you gentlewomen care for some good ol fashioned all american Pissy Shitties

Why are they called..?

MOVE OVER YOU LITTLE GREY TWERP I'M GONNA FEAST MYSELF DRUNK ON THIS SHIT

but soda and popcorn don't contain alcohol..???

ggggggggrrrrrrruhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what did you feed my cousin what did you do to her

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[neo-greo]

I bet you work at the anti-poop kitchen, which steals poops from the poor. 

WRONG. that sounds too benevolent for someone like me to do

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[neo-greo]

can i have ravens. as a treat

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[neo-greo]

I saw lime at the dog park yesterday with barbecue sauce & a big lasso

well, excUUUUUUSEEE ME for wanting to have a fun barbecue. why am i getting swarmed by little hellbeasts where did you all come from

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[neo-greo]

I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor. 

i run the EVIL soup kitchen that makes EVIL soup for EVIL poor people but i never get any business because being poor isn't really EVIL in and of itself so i get no foot traffic and have to eat it all myself

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[neo-greo]

[fists wrapped with tape and covered in blood]

I'M FUCKING BALLINGGGGGG

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[neo-greo]

they licked me.

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