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I just want to talk to the elf that thought handing Curtis a flame torch was even close to a good idea. My bag has a hole in it now, and I don’t know how that is even possible

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the santa clause show is soooo disappointing I had to draw my bf so I could calm down

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I literally am so behind this year I haven’t seen the new season of The Santa Clauses because I’ve been working and doing class stuff.

if you’re wondering why there’s a lack of posts that’s why. but like. is the new season even good?

#the santa clause #the santa clauses #tscs

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Any emo/alternative adjacent character I see? I attach myself too

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Everyone talks about Legolas but this was the only elf I had a crush on growing up

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Writing Commissions Are Here!

Milo's Writing Commissions and Ko-fi!

Detailed info below the cut.

Pricing

Less than 1,000 Words: $5.00 CAD / $4.00 USD

2,000 - 3,000 Words: $15.00 CAD / $11.30 USD

More than 3,000 Words: $20.00 CAD / $15.00 USD

Custom Character Letters: $5.00 CAD / $4.00 USD

Editing / Headcanons: $10.00 CAD / $8.30 USD

Ko-fi: Anything you want!

*Let me know if you're from a place besides the US or Canada and I'll help you convert the currency! All payments will be done through paypal.

Requestable Things

OC x OC

Character x OC

Selfship (You/Self Insert x OC)

OC Oneshots/Backstory

Letters from Characters

Editing / Beta Reading your work

Don't Request

Canon x Canon

Selfship with Y/N (I do that for free on my blog!)

Detailed descriptions of gore or sexual content

Fetish Content (P*dophilia, Inc*st, B*astiality)

Content Featuring IRL People

Characters from media not featured on my Tumblr media list

To order something DM me, and we can sort everything out. Commissions may take up to a month depending on how busy I get with classes and I will send you updates so you can see what you're getting. Payment must be done upfront before I start working.

Link to my Ko-Fi: Ko-fi.com/ssadumba55 , I will be posting some content on there too when I get the time!

Like it says on my Ko-Fi, all money will be saved up for my schooling and my transition!

#writing commissions #reblogging on this account so people here can see too!

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hello all!

i miss being active 🥲 but a lot of things are being prepared up here this year!!

xoxo,

bernard <3

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Bernard: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Jack: What the- you can’t be here! You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Bernard: Death is a social construct

#the santa clause #the santa clause 3 #incorrect santa clause quotes #incorrect quotes #this was very funny in my head #it probably makes no sense because I’m tired #not canon but I mean. #it is to me

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Just the sight of him, makes me kick my feet and twirl my hair.

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I realize I died on here for the majority of the year. that wasn’t my intent I just haven’t been feeling great and I’ve been focusing on me. However, Christmas is fast approaching and I figured I’d get an early start on revving up the hype so.

Let me revive this blog a little!

#the santa clause #the santa clauses

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TESTIMONIALS

"It’s carol fucking newman. she’s radiant" [Carol Newman became Mrs. Clause in the heterosexual calamity that is The Santa Clause 2)

"that time i broke all my toes yelling at the tv hoping the lesbians would bang? that was bette and some rando"

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#pick one #the santa clause #the santa clauses #tscs #bernard the elf

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more tsc content? what do you guys want to see?

#the santa clause #the santa clauses

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Just out of curiosity would anyone be interested in joining a hypothetical year round The Santa Clause fan discord server if I made one?

#reblog #because I think people keep missing the link

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Believing is Seeing…

| Bernard & Judy - Santa Clause Cosplay |

Judy: @glintofshadow  /  Bernard: @yourfavoritescoundrel

Photos: @nastasia.z.photography

Happy Holidays Everyone!! from Your Favorite Scoundrel Head Elf 

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I may have not known the term at age 7 but Bernard the elf totally gave me gender envy

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Wanted to get the one shots done for Christmas but I haven’t been in the best place with writing recently so I’m giving myself a tiny break. Hopefully the New Year will return my muse to me. In the mean time feel free to keep requesting for the New Year. I need things to post on this blog!