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Proud Anderperry shipper, I love them sm

#NEDD WHAT IM CHOKING #i love them too aaa <33

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mine are

dead poets society

war horse

top gun (og)

dirty dancing

the princess bride

so am i a red flag or...?

sometimes i wonder if it’s a red flag that my top five movies (IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER) (because i love them equally) are

lala land

dead poets society

the bobs burgers movie musical

midsommar

ferris beullers day off

anyone?

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do you cut your sandwiches diagonally or up and down (or horizontally if your a psychopath)

Actually, I recently used some of my money to buy dinosaur shaped sandwich cutters and have been using those of all of my sandwiches since I got it.

#YESS NEIL

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new headcanons!

☆ THE POETS AT THE CINEMA ☆

(this got really long bc i love them so much aahhhh i hope you enjoy these headcanons as much as i do-)

CHARLIE: his favourite genre is comedy, plus movies about outlaws and teen rebels, says "so me" all through the film. oh yeah he doesn't shut up ever, talks the whole time until someone tells him to please stop talking because the movie's more interesting than how he'd dress as a pirate. every time there's a kissing scene, he turns to the poet sitting next to him and wiggles his eyebrows with a smirk. a nightmare to clean up after, his popcorn ends up all over the floor and himself. BUT all this doesn't apply to emotional movies. if a movie is sad, charlie is silent the entire time, doesn't crack a joke once and comes out of it with half his popcorn left.

KNOX: cries when watching romance, tells the poets he's not crying!! just the dry air of the cinema getting to him. insists on taking pictures of them in front of the movie poster. has accidentally thrown his ticket away instead of the receipt on several occasions. if there are cardboard cut-outs of characters at the cinema, he needs to take pics with all of them. eats a strange mixture of snacks, popcorn, pretzels and ice cream. asks "whAT?" at least five times through the movie bc he can't follow the plot. really fun to watch a movie with because he'll audibly gasp at every plot twist. idk him at the cinema is really cute guys i swear.

PITTS: needs a toilet break three times throughout the movie (tall guy small bladder king). his legs get cramps from the rows being too narrow but he doesn't care, pittsie LOVES going to the cinema. will most often go with knox and meeks, they're the best film trio. knows loads of lore about all sci-fi movies they watch, and acts annoyed at people asking questions because OF COURSE ni-bo64 has to destroy Leobor. eats salty snacks and always chooses the biggest cup of soda (meeks points this out every time pittsie has to squeeze around him to go to the toilet). loudly shouts "YES" when something he approves of happens. is the best sport about charlie's smirks in kissing scenes, he just like puts his hand on charlie's thigh really slowly and mouths 'hi'.

MEEKS: really likes movies with a hidden message, is the only one charlie will watch emotional movies with. but also just a huge nerd, him and pittsie watch sci-fi stuff together and then talk about every plot point for an hour. ORANGE SODA. really big fan of good film music. can't sit still and always steals the arm rest. doesn't talk but says "WHAT??" way too loud when a plothole occurs or a thing he was hoping for doesn't happen. is the one to buy the tickets.

NEIL: loves the comfy velvet seats. always has half a breakdown about "omg maybe i should go into film instead of stage acting??" after seeing a movie he really likes. is a little movie nerd, especially for superhero movies! loves the moment of stepping out of the cinema into the fresh night air. his snack is sweet popcorn or gummy bears. gets so excited when something cool is about to happen, he's waving his arms and being like "oh- ooohhhh- oooohhhhhh" until the cool thing actually happens. makes sure everyone has their tickets (goes into airport dad mode). laughs a lot and looks around at all the poets like "did you see that??" as if they're not all watching the same movie.

TODD: too anxious to complain about sitting behind a tall person, he'll often try to sit on top of his balled-up jacket to be a bit taller and see enough of the screen. pitts notices after a while and is like "hey todd, could we swap seats? i'd love to sit next to knox". todd only realises what that was about a few hours later and is silently soo grateful for pitts not embarrassing him. likes artsy movies where not a lot happens, and LOVES reruns bc then he already knows the plot and can relax. doesn't ever talk throughout the movie but laughs SO MUCH. mouths the lines when he already knows a movie. when there's a kissing scene he'll get embarrassed. doesn't buy snacks cos they're "too loud" and then eats all the other poets' snacks. every time. likes watching the ads before the movie.

CAMERON: asks "does anyone need to go to the bathroom before the movie starts" like fifty times before they watch the movie. hates sitting next to strangers during the movie because then he's always hyper aware of his behaviour and can't really focus on the film. likes historical movies and will watch them with todd (no one can tell me todd/cameron friendship isn't real, it makes so much sense). salty popcorn kinda guy. knows the names of all the actors and actresses.

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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

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tag your favorite devious anderperry stan

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He deserves an appreciation post

#yes he does indeed #pittsie! #gerard pitts

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Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of you.

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obviously not obliged to answer, but im really interested in your response to this!

if you had to say one sentence to each of the dead poets, what would you say? (including mr keating if you want to <33)

hi <3 this is such a fun question! if this is canon-compliant, here's what i'd say:

todd: i just want you to know that people (me especially) do care about you and what you have to say.

charlie: you actually are as cool as you think you are!

knox: i know you think you're in love with chris, but you barely know her so please stop stalking her, it's giving me secondhand embarrassment.

meeks: what are your tips for being an absolute academic weapon?

pitts: you seem cool so can we be friends?

cameron: you need to chill sometimes.

keating: i know you probably get this a lot but you ARE the best teacher ever, please come to my school.

neil: just ask todd out already, you got this i promise!

#dead poets society #dead poets fandom #neil perry #dps #dps fandom #todd anderson #gerard pitts #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #richard cameron #stephen meeks #mr keating

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Random headcanon, but I think that meeks would have a chronic case of hiccups. Like he never gets them from laughing or anything, but he'll just be relaxing or in class and suddenly..they start. Out of LITTRALY no where and they are a PAIN to get rid of. (Definitely not projecting)

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hi neil do you think you’re gonna be starring in another show? if so, which one? i need a time, date, location and if there is a limit to the number of seats i can book. if you want i can recommend a spot at hamilton. i hear they’re going on tour and are holding auditions

(a/n they aren’t but just for fun)

As much as I would love a role in Hamilton, I don't think I'm able to make a full stage show work just yet. Especially not with moving around. I'm still in school, after all, and all my friends are here. I would miss them too much.

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who’s afraid of little old me? I was tame, I was gentle.

‘til the circus life made me mean. Don’t you worry folks.

we took out all his teeth. Who’s afraid of little old me.

you should be.

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? by Taylor Swift

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i know a lot of people have mentioned this, but i’m just obsessed with the way taylor refused to sanitize herself on this album. she’s telling you everything. she got off to gross men whilst already in another relationship. she fell for the most obvious lies because she wanted to believe them. she was mad at anyone who tried to warn her. yes, she’s still mad at you for clutching your pearls and watching her like a circus animal btw. she’s having his baby—no she’s not! she just likes trolling. she does really want babies, though. like a lot. she felt like she’d been abducted by aliens and found cosmic love, but in reality, she was manic. and then he fucking ghosted her! and he didn’t even measure up in any measure of a man!!!!! and now she’s devastated by him and his predecessor! she feels like a wondrous prophet one day and the desperate victim of a curse the next. btw he knows how to ball and she knows aristotle. and fuck kim k! also man sex with certain men kinda fucked her up, but at least the writing that came from it defined her legacy. the manuscript isn’t hers anymore. she hopes this insane ass manuscript won’t have to be hers, either! free her of these stories.

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can i just say you are an absolute icon and carry the dead poets meetings

it must be tiring to have such a burden king, we thank you for your service 😔🙏

thanks i know. and yeah its exhausting carrying the meetings. i didn't play the saxophone that one time for nothing.

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my modern “if the poets went on a roadtrip with mr. keating” headcanons:

- mr. keating: drives like a bat out of hell (this man is literally airborne on the interstate)

- neil: in the passenger seat trying to teach mr. keating that google maps is easier than an actual map + has to turn down the volume of the music constantly bc mr. keating can’t hear anything (“you take a left up here-“ “WHAT?” *cranks music down* “YOU TAKE A LEFT UP HERE, CAPTAIN”)

- todd: got left at the gas station (they did turn around and get him but he just stares out the window behind the drivers seat the whole time in silence—still upset)

- charlie: behind the passenger seat on the aux and playing the most god awful music you’ve ever heard in your life (i feel like he would play a lot of underground music that no man has ever heard before except the artist that created it)

- knox: in the back complaining about the bad WiFi signal bc his awful selfies won’t go through to Chris (she definitely blocked him)

- meeks: in the back as well + binging on the snacks he brought with and watching a movie from the screen on the back of a seat (let’s be honest, he’s watching oppenheimer)

- pitts: “LOOK IT’S A COW” every 5 minutes (also in the back)

- cameron: locked in the trunk somehow?? (mr. keating isn’t aware bc they told him cameron was busy that day)

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Au where Peeta gets hit by lightning and can suddenly hear everything Katniss thinks. Full access to her inner monologue:

‘Ugh fuck this cat, I wish I could kill it but noooo Prim loves it. Fuck me.”

‘Here comes Gale. We really do look related haha. Ugh there he goes again with whining about stuff we CANNOT change. Give me a break already. Oh shit, he asked me something, just nod. He’s not even listening. Great. Perfect.”

“Fuck you, Haymitch. Like what the hell do you know anyway? Fucking self righteous asshole. Look at him. He knows exactly what I’m thinking. Get out of my head asshole! Yeah! I just called you an asshole! What are you gonna do? Huh? OH FUCK HE JUST THREW THE BOTTLE.”

“Oh my god, Peeta’s staring. DONT LOOK! Why did I look??? Oh nooo. Now he knows I was looking at him! What if he asks about it? Oh! He just took a step back, I guess he isn’t coming over? No bread? Damn. I love his bread. Wow look at him in the sunlight. He looks… well he looks great. His hair is so damn beautiful. And his freckles! Uh, as a friend obviously. Haha. Um, I mean, friends can look nice! Yeah. Oh, look at his little scarf!! He’s so cute. I MEAN-“

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I love him your honor