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Its so funny how the shenanigans fake Zelda got up to were so tame. Like…lets make these dudes run around in their underwear! That’ll really put a dent in the hero’s quest! Like Ganondorf has almost completely forgotten what being human is like except for a sliver of an old childhood nightmare that really got to him as a kid. Someone gave him a D.A.R.E. Talk too, and so he gives the Gorons drugs, (but *only* the adults). If you asked who the mastermind behind those plots was, I’d have guessed Koko or Cottla, not The Demon King™️ Or he left it to Master Khoga, lol. That tracks.

Lofty absolutely nailing the Ghirahim dialogue. I crave more of his BS version of Zelda. In line with TotK Zelda, is she going to convince Owlan to give Link a C- on an exam? Steal socks? Make a cake that causes everyone to talk in funny accents? Maybe Ghirahim would explore the possibilities more than his late-wielder’s latest incarnation.

You know how there was a Puppet Zelda running around in TotK causing trouble in Hyrule, and taunting Link? What if the same thing happened in Skyward Sword?

Like Ghirahim uses his magic to have a fake Zelda to throw Link off? Oof. He’d be so sad but also so pissed.

But I also think it would be like… kind of funny because like. Ghirahim’s controlling the puppet so. Link would be able to tell real quick whether or not it’s her.

Zelda: Link! Oh! It’s you! How wonderful, my sweet delight! Seeing you gives me feelings of overwhelming abundance, so radiant like the sun! You look… rather frizzy, though, you might want to check your hair.

Link, staring at her dully, sighing heavily: Ghirahim for the love of Hylia will you stop—

…honestly I kinda wanna do this for the Forsaken AU now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#skip rambles

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@noorahqar @hotcheetohatredwastaken Beachside wedding?

#fragile Victorian woman and her husbwife #skip rambles

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Linked Universe" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

Me, 5 minutes later: Dude I swear I just saw a huge black lizard make a portal through space and time

My buddy Hylia pacing: I think the heroes are trying to unionize

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@somer-writes @marcusdoodlesalot

This is beautifully unhinged.

different from my usual stuff, wanted to try a new brush.

Idk what I was doing, I aint played a Zelda game in some thousand years. Last one I played was Minish Cap.

#loz fanart i love #ganondorf #cowboy

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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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Breath of the Wild studies #5

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The true botw shrine experience. I don't think Four approves!

The full comic page and some colorful Fours can be found under the read more!

A meme redraw based on something I did in a playthrough lol. Out of arrows? Throw your sword!

I love Four so much aaAA

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Family!!!!

Linktober 2023 #17: Prophecy

Also featuring Zeldas from the old manga and instruction manuals

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dude zelda minish cap is literally so magical, its like a ghibli movie to me. sure tears of the kingdom has sprawling cg vistas or whatever BUT IN THE RAFTERS ABOVE THE BAKERY THE LITTLE GNOME PEOPLE HAVE OPENED A CAFE

this lil dude put a candle in a mug inside his home. this is like a fireplace to him. his tablecloth is a leaf. Are You Seeing This

you can shrink down and help an overworked shoemaker who fell asleep at his desk by fixing the shoes for him. look at this. you are smaller than his goddamn pinky finger

this guy LIVES inside a library book that he CARVED OUT!!!! u can see the freakin depth of the pages and how they overlap each other where he carved them. im crying. minish cap you will always be famous

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I think its funny that nobody has mentioned that in hyrule warriors when you defeat Link as any bad guy, some of the materials you get is his *boot*

Multiple boots in fact. If youre lucky, you can get like, 10

I imagine Ganondorf picking an unconscious Warriors by the scarf and shaking him, and dozens of boots fall out, and he just grabs them and leaves Warriors on the ground

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Turned today’s Ravio drawing into some profile pics. Feel free to use!

Personal use only please 💝

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Link really is the representation of “I love you in every universe”

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first hero’s shade encounter i thought he wasn’t going to get up he really just laid there for a few seconds

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rip vaati's jordans

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♥ Link's lovely boss-wife is back from work!! ♥ He is basically Zelda's Hylian Retriever awww. Hateno domestic fluff is my bread and butter.