necrodeus707

[necrodeus707]

If a genie ever asks me to wish for something, the last thing I would wish for is to be the best at something. Like if I told the genie "I wish I was the best dancer in the world" and then I'll get a whole bunch of dances added to my brain. But one of those dances could be cursed and since I know how to do them I'll be tracked down by a cult that will harvest my toes or something

#wishes #genie

[necrodeus707]

So the dream was in a video game. I didn’t speak and I wasn’t even in the dream. I was looking at it like I was the game camera. And the video game? It was a crossover between Sonic, Mario, AND FUCKING ANGRY BIRDS. It was the red bird with no arms or legs. And they were collecting chaos emeralds to stop Donkey Kong, Yoshi, and Eggman for some reason. The scene that I vividly and REALLY remember is the scene where they didnt collect all the chaos emeralds but could still turn super. They only collected like 5 of them. Sonic was first. His eyes glowed yellow and then he let the energy explode and flow out which turned him into Super Sonic. Mario tried the same thing except there was a fart sound when he tried to do it. Then his clothes blinked yellow for a bit before he went super too. But the red bird didn’t WANT to use the emeralds for some reason. Instead, he was said THIS:

“No no, its fine. I actually think I’ll pray to bird god for some power. Yeah, yeah thats my thing now”

And then he started praying. Sonic was like “JUST USE THE EMERALDS DUDE! THERE IS BO BIRD GOD!”

But then red turned into a big beautiful blue Heron that was super powered up. And he was like “Told ya. Bird god. I’m a super heron now.” And then the dream ended.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

#sonic the hedgehog #angry birds #mario #dreams

[necrodeus707]

Whenever I hear the old spice chime, all I think about his how much it sounds like the lucky charms chime. So whenever I hear old spice's, all I can think is "They're magically delicious!"

#old spice #lucky charms