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[napuleh]

two days late for 25 April but Vincenzo is finally done (after six years)🌋🌋🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

#art rb

[napuleh]

[for three euro he could have gotten him pizza a portafoglio and kept his sanity. damn it]

How come when you come here it’s cinghiale ragú but when I go there it’s döner kebab? I should charge you. [harumph]

[Vin’s pantry has a shelf that is set weirdly as well as being generally disorganized since his return, something he is communicating by opening it and gesturing with his hand halfheartedly,] It looks like this?? [what more can he say]

I am about to have a mental breakdown so if you see me lurking outside your house please set out some good bread

Ludwig, you're literally scaring the bitches. Just come in and clean my pantry out or something.

#paperworkanddogs #to be fair he do be asking for da kebab

[napuleh]

As a frieeend. [Hmmmm.] We are friends? [Vin claps him on the back, you know to show that he is just kidding,] I thought you were here as the harbinger of destruction. Your own destruction. Mentally. [He rolls up his sleeves,] I don’t know what the fuck to make for you, honestly. Thinking about what to make myself is enough of a task.

I am about to have a mental breakdown so if you see me lurking outside your house please set out some good bread

Ludwig, you're literally scaring the bitches. Just come in and clean my pantry out or something.

#paperworkanddogs

[napuleh]

btw the only reason vincenzo has red hair is because he's hot headed

if he was born a human he would have dark brown/nearly black hair & the deepest darkest brown eyes

#ooc // #knee slap

[napuleh]

two days late for 25 April but Vincenzo is finally done (after six years)🌋🌋🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

#aph: south italy #hws romano #at heart somewhere #that feels like cheating because he's so different now LOL #art by me #he cut and grew his hair like fifty times since i started this piece

[napuleh]

they call me the responsibility ignorer. for no discernible reason.

#mina vagante 🌋

[napuleh]

Work to do. Enticing, isn't it? [He just really wants the free labor] It'll take your mind off of... whatever the fuck you're freaking out about. Unless that's also work?

I am about to have a mental breakdown so if you see me lurking outside your house please set out some good bread

Ludwig, you're literally scaring the bitches. Just come in and clean my pantry out or something.

#paperworkanddogs

[napuleh]

What’s your greatest strength and weakness when it comes to relationships?

My greatest weakness is a giant pair of [(redacted hand motions…)] tits, but they’re also my strength.

[Forgive his tittering laughter (lol), it isn't that he doesn't like answering questions but having to look inward sometimes makes him squirm and tell dirty jokes apparently. Vincenzo thinks he’s such a funny guy.]

Man or woman or neither, I don’t care.

[Realistically, he's wondering if he can say that he has any strengths when it comes to relationships. He's grown enough- or caused enough havoc- to be able to point out his own weaknesses. Granted it's usually so that others don't point them out first and he can say 'hey, I warned you...'

His biggest weakness is the extremes between which he bounces, caring too much and investing all of his time into someone, and then suddenly not caring at all and dropping from the face of the earth. Love bombing and ghosting confirmed. But he could also start out disinterested, 'keeping it casual', and then ramp it up to clingy, obsessive, suffocating...

He isn't good at finding that mellow middle ground where love grows. It was all whirlwind summer romances, grand gestures, or cold, cold shoulders and weeping on a former lover's doorstep.

'For no reason at all' some brunet bozo crosses his mind and he wonders if he should book a flight to Ibiza. Antonio has historically been the nurturer/instigator of his love/rage, but they were okay for now (when Antonio was okay himself).

He should totally text him and say 'hey, do you think I have any strengths'--actually, that's a really shitty idea.

Vin's current biggest strength in relationships? Knowing when not to send out that text, apparently.]

#tag later #my antonio muse and vin have been banging clanging and clinging on and off for like centuries as a treat

[napuleh]

I am about to have a mental breakdown so if you see me lurking outside your house please set out some good bread

Ludwig, you're literally scaring the bitches. Just come in and clean my pantry out or something.

#paperworkanddogs #smfh

[napuleh]

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words by @starpeace

#mina vagante 🌋

[napuleh]

The V in Vin stands for volatile voracious etc but also the V stands for Stupid because why does he believe in pulling out & also has a breeding kink & was recently (within the last ten years) proven to be able to carry children despite thinking he was invincible/incapable/above it somehow

#nsfw / #nationverse lore for vin … #is insane #anyhow give him a son!

[napuleh]

i'm still here btw i am just adjusting to my adhd meds again (we're getting to the balanced happy phase eventually!) and balancing work with the fact that we have more family living with us now 😳

#ooc // #i will make the time to reply... i pwomise oowoo

[napuleh]

i’m officially back on my adhd medicine (which means i’ll be fully functional within a week LOL) but i’m also taking care of a toddler & another young child every day until i go to work so getting to sit down and write is hard! 🥹🫶🏻 still here though.

#ooc // #pls be patient with me

[napuleh]

🙌 BE VERY TRANS 🙌

#mina vagante 🌋

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A small valentines gift for my beloved my most wonderful my inspiration @cousmonaute 😭💙

#😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #cous is the best #ily guys

[napuleh]

Scilla, Calabria, Italy

The houses of Scilla are built directly on the rocks, and are separated by narrow streets that descend to the Tyrrhenian Sea and that - seen from above - look a bit like the Venetian canals. A magical atmosphere, which has earned it an entry among the most beautiful villages in Italy.

Photos by @deakalabria

Follow us on Instagram, @calabria_mediterranea

#WEHHH #Scilla!

[napuleh]

"average esc selection/european music festival goes until the late hours of the night" factoid actualy just statistical error. average esc selection ends at a normal time. sanremo georg, which operates on a timeline unknown to the rest of us mortals, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#asdfhfdghgh #sanremo 2024