mysticcabinboy

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I swear Hollywood is so bad at making adaptations they would make a live action series of Xavier: Renegade Angel and then give it a coherent serialized plot.

#shitpost

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One of my favorite discussion shifts around minecraft is going from "oh the microsoft purchase was good actually it means we can get minecraft updates faster" to "the small infrequent updates with massive advertizing budgets are fine actually this *small indie company* needs time to QA test and ensure the game is balanced and is good for kids(ignore the scam filled app store in bedrock)"

#minecraft

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#took me way too long to realize this was an SCP reference

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Explaining the plot of popular Anime but in the style of the list of characters you read before the start of a Shakespearean Play.

#shitpost

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More Murder Drones Textposts

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but then the anvil turned out to have a pie under it

what a mess

[mysticcabinboy]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[mysticcabinboy]

SHOCK TROOPER SPOTTED

DINKDINKDINKDINKDINKDINKDINKDINKDINKDINKDINKDINK

That damn cameraman is falling asleep again!

#shitpost #cruelty squad

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If Drag Queens and Kings exist as hyper performances of gender, do Drag Jesters exist for people who Do Not Perform Gender Period. Like, can we show up to the gay club dressed as Mothman and Big Foot like is that a thing

#testament guilty gear

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transcript of a typical Auditors of Reality meeting

why are some pallets tagged red when there's no red in them

the submitters are doing their best...

#shitpost #terry pratchett

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If I had a nickel for every time I had a nickel, I’d have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but now I have another nickel. Which is a lot, and I just got another fucking nickel.

#putting this in my slideshow about recursion

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Limbus Canto IV spoilers

I love how the eye doesn't cry when samjo decided to swim in the forbidden mountain dew.

Really cements the fact that it was just in as much hilarious disbelief as the viewer at his dumb-ass decision. (Kinda feeds into the metanarrative too, "fuck off with the idea that grimdark is needless death, heres how to REALLY fuck someone up")

#shitpost #project moon #limbus company

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MARIE AND MARIE AND MARIE AND MARIE

so many marie designs..... and meursault only has two hands..............

@4indroid @soleildumatin/meursaultsoleil and @nyak_138 on twt!

bonus:

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One moment going to adopt a white cat and name it asbestos.

too many white cats being named things like snowball or marshmallow. what about freaky ass white boy

#shitpost

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You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you.

#shitpost