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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#🥺 im a plusle!? this is the best!

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Ahhhhhh! Cute!

is he over 100? yes. do i think this was the best option? yes. you cannot tell me otherwise. @mycrappyrpsideblog

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#*fangirl scream* #Marion #!!!!!!

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They'd turn Pterio into a struggling single dad fr. No need for him to even have ever had a child, he's a dad now. That's the only way one gains a polo.

Sexyman is somewhere between Viktor or Pterio The fandom likes evil fancyman

They'd "forget" Vik's scars and pretend that Pterio doesn't look like he stepped out of a golf club

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It’s Deimos. Deimos IS the tumblr sexyman

He wears thigh-high boots and his tits are on full display. This checks out.

#deimos #ask meme

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Happy munday guys! Here's an ask meme for you!

Crawl into my askbox (anon or otherwise) and tell me who the Tumblr Sexyman of my blog is!

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The chase was always part of the fun. Even if the goal is getting caught in her case.

"Teehee~"

Wa-pish (burnt sugar)

While normally the one dishing it out, Mark is actually rather pleased when the limeblood spanks him intead.

"Oh we're going to play?" He asks grabbing for Marcel's wrist. "Get over here!"

If he hadn't yet caught her, he'd happily chase after. But either way, when he did finally catch her, he'd pick her up to carry her away.

"You got yourself into this };)"

#Marcel #burnt sugar #sexy?

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"Ah you haven't opened it yet then. You'll see."

Mars only sped a little on her way over. Looking both a bit coy and a bit guilty when she knocked.

"So just remember. Shopping brings me joy. And that your contributions to this relationship are making me feel normal and I don't want paid back financially and I already let you buy us food which I definitely shouldn't."

It's been far too long since Marcel has gotten Veri any gifts. She did her best to chill out about it but then panicked and bought her a brand new pc with all the latest tech.

"Heyyyyyy so like... don't be mad. But there's a package waiting outside your door and I'll be over in 10 to help with it."

"OMG Mars, why would I be mad? I just wish there was more I could do for you. <> Can't wait to see you and find out what you got me!"

Veri brought the box inside but waited for her moirail to arrive before opening it.

#Marcel #limelight

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bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

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If you ever tell me you love my ocs I am giving you a sticker and will now battle for your honor. ♡

#mun talks

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Villain intro

For those unaware. This is Marion. The doll in his hands is Pennie.

Marion is a serial killer who uses the fact he is small and has a young face to trick innocent people into hidden locations so he can murder them ruthlessly. His voodoos can manifest someone's greatest fear into tangible objects under his control. (Think Pennywise) He will happily do this to people or immobilize one person to kill their quad in front of them with them. Pennie is NOT a doll who he uses like a ventriloquist dummy. He is a demon possessing a doll. The doll body is just for show so he can travel with Marion. In reality he is a jackal like monstrous hell spawn standing over 10ft tall who eats bodies and souls.

Even before Marion met Pennie he was already a murderer who had killed entire quad packs in their own hives. Since they've met the two have only encouraged one another to be worse. Pennie entices Mary to take risks promising to protect him and Mary sacrifices his kills souls to Pennie in exchange for more power. If he doesn't care for the troll and/or especially if they are at all lower caste than him then he will want to kill them. He is hemoist, ableist, anti mutant, anti fleet, and incredibly religiously devout.

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Villain intro

For those unaware. This is Marion. The doll in his hands is Pennie.

Marion is a serial killer who uses the fact he is small and has a young face to trick innocent people into hidden locations so he can murder them ruthlessly. His voodoos can manifest someone's greatest fear into tangible objects under his control. (Think Pennywise) He will happily do this to people or immobilize one person to kill their quad in front of them with them. Pennie is NOT a doll who he uses like a ventriloquist dummy. He is a demon possessing a doll. The doll body is just for show so he can travel with Marion. In reality he is a jackal like monstrous hell spawn standing over 10ft tall who eats bodies and souls.

Even before Marion met Pennie he was already a murderer who had killed entire quad packs in their own hives. Since they've met the two have only encouraged one another to be worse. Pennie entices Mary to take risks promising to protect him and Mary sacrifices his kills souls to Pennie in exchange for more power. If he doesn't care for the troll and/or especially if they are at all lower caste than him then he will want to kill them. He is hemoist, ableist, anti mutant, anti fleet, and incredibly religiously devout.

#Marion #Pennie #villain ocs #I put all the violent details under the cut

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me: so..... see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

#Ozeric things

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"Hm... Disgusting. Then remove your paint you heretic. And no I won't be apologizing to the mutant. But she's welcome to try to kill me if she doesn't fear death." His demeanor shifts so completely as he sets Pennie down, the small doll standing completely on its own as it starts to shift into a large monstrous beast. "It's only fair for it to be two against two right? And I do so hope your bullets are blessed. Because you might not even scratch him if not." "But tell me, what is it you fear more than dying. I'd love to put on a good show."

Reblog with 1-2 trolls (duos even better) and Marion and Pennie will judge them. Multiple reblogs are all good just don't go too wild with it.

#Marion #Pennie #I don't rp fights anymore so I'll likely cut this here

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He stares blankly for a long moment before moving a hand up so he can whisper back and forth with Pennie. "Dude what the fuck?" {How should I know?!} "How is that eh... guy? still alive? Why did the mechanic keep the arm? Just put the brain in a full machine if you're going to do that!" {Again Mary! How should I know? This is a first for both of us!} He clears his throat as he looks back up and gives a pained smile.

"How glorious it is that you appear to have maintained your faith in the face of such... obvious struggle. Is the young lady with you, apologies if I'm incorrect on your presentation the armor makes it ambiguous. If you two are together you may want to make it more clear. But if not then you won't mind if I borrow her right?" His expression as he looks over is sweet and cute but his tone of voice was definitely tinged in malice. Not to mention he's been blatantly refusing to acknowledge Trixie outside being an accessory. {Yesss get the lime alone.}

Reblog with 1-2 trolls (duos even better) and Marion and Pennie will judge them. Multiple reblogs are all good just don't go too wild with it.

#Marion #Pennie #judging #ask-deepdarksea #sorry my tiny evil son is rude

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Reblog with 1-2 trolls (duos even better) and Marion and Pennie will judge them. Multiple reblogs are all good just don't go too wild with it.

#Let's try and do more of these

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Grumbly, "A fucking lowblood... ew..." {Now who needs to hush?} "Mind your business Pennie."

He looks up at the other troll and pretends to have just noticed him, smiling sweetly. "Hello there! Are you lost? You didn't miss the ticket booth did you? It's over there past the cotton candy stall. Just follow the lights." "If you have the tickets why not come see one of my shows? I've no one else waiting to watch so you could have the audience all to yourself." The killing intent behind his eyes was hidden by a cute mask but any experienced killer would definitely recognize it.

Reblog with 1-2 trolls (duos even better) and Marion and Pennie will judge them. Multiple reblogs are all good just don't go too wild with it.

#Marion #judging #stuckstucktrolls

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[Vicari] "I'm pretty familiar. My sponsor is fleet so he brings me tech from time to time. Plus I keep up with the expos they have since he gets me invites. I can't really help with anything meant as weaponry but I'm confident in my skills and my prices are fair." She gives a big grin and a thumbs up.

"Limbs was crazy. An epic tale for if you ever come for repairs, how's that? But you're super right that I didn't let it get me down. Gotta stay positive!"

[Cerigo] She giggles and focuses more of Ma'Atae. "Oh? Are you shy? How cute! <3 I love love love all your pink sweetpea! Totes a killer vibe." "Wish I could say I'm super important but the outfit is just for performances. I can say that you have a good eye for style. I usually am in lovecore. I just adore all the cutesy heart motifs!"

A freelance prosthetics mechanic and a carnival performer.

#Vicari #Cerigo