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# erik apologist?? he did nothing wrong

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Did Du'met write this?

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#i like open design heh

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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FANCY FUNERAL LOVER

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Как бы сказал Дюмэт: -”…”

#always love how Hector gently places the red glasses on Charlie #ah

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cherik au prompts

if i'm being real, most of these are just ideas that i've never worked up the motivation to actually write, but now they're all yours! - erik is the new german exchange student staying with the xaviers for six months. charles thinks he's really fucking hot. - erik and charles, best friends since high school, fall for each other in their senior year of college - charles is the long-suffering husband to erik, who currently happens to be in prison after one spectacularly stupid law-breaking debacle - charles has to go get his car fixed, and oh shit, the mechanic working on it is incredibly attractive - erik really enjoys flirting with that one college professor who always comes into the bar he works at every friday night - charles is a therapist working at the local VA and erik is the recently discharged army veteran with PTSD who he gets assigned to - charles is sick of dealing with aloof, ignorant upper-class associates of his parents'. the rough-around-the-edges member of a biker gang he runs into one night proposes a tempting change in lifestyle - erik is a professional hitman who has been assigned to killing charles xavier. trouble ensues when a connection is made and erik finds himself unable to follow through with the task. - erik is the FBI agent whose partner was recently just murdered on a case. charles is the replacement. - erik, a professional race car driver who has been on an uphill climb in the past two seasons, begins to see his career starting to flunk. charles offers him a chance to race with xavier racing in an effort to get erik back on track (literally) - literally just a hunger games au centered around erik and charles thats it for now, but more will def be on the way some other time

#the FBI one #imagine Heclie #yeah i love two charles with their bloodlust husbands #coincidence #I think not #projecting? #yes.

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I was listen to this but it reminds me of Chalrie after he survive the Murder Hotel but it doesn't seem right. Now I know that it's way more suited for Hector/Du'met 🥺

Remember twenty-four?

And when I'm back in Chicago, I feel it

Another version of me, I was in it

I wave goodbye to the end of beginning

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Everytime I hear that song it reminds me of Du’Met 😩

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#what is this myth

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yeah sex is cool I guess

but have you ever had someone leave a comment with a paragraph-long review of your fanfic containing genuine praise, thorough criticism, and an in-depth analysis of all the lore hints you dropped that you spent ages intricately crafting

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No but I kind of understand Erik cause if a young american-british professor looked at me with this eyes i would be on my KNEES-

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Charles saw Erik and said "I can fix him" and made him way, way worse

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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

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Some of the many threats faced throughout The Dark Pictures Anthology

#Du'met is the hottest one #Take me to your hotel #sir

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It's like when you were a random kids and then playing house with your playmate🤣🤣🤣

there HAS to be a reason for this

#or should I say Komplek TeDePeA Galaxy agar supaya biar semakin perumahan di planet bekasi? 🤣🤣🤣

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— David Cronenberg, Consumed

#ah du'lie

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Mmmhhhmm, yesss! It reminds me of this fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/44754852/chapters/112603629

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

#thank you for tagging me #they do make an awesome duo #dulie will be the death of me it seems #i'll die happily