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my ass literally burns in the bowels of tartarus when people say "why did you ship them? he/she/they are literally married to another person" as if the point of shipping isn't to bring together characters who in canon had a total different relationship.

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“But your ship doesn’t make sense!!!!!”

Bold of you to assume I give a shit about whether my ships make sense or not

#i just think they look cute #my imagination does the rest #rare pair #chuuaku #chuuatsu

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Me aggressively clicking kudos after re-reading a fic that I’ve already read before 😭

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There are 123 open ao3 tabs on my phone (yes, I counted) and it's such a mess, a chaos really. I cannot even bring myself to close them. Some are from a year or two ago and they are still there, on the off chance that I might read them. It's a pain, and I love it.

#✊✊

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Thank you for 10 years❤️

credit: @unaaaap on twt!

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Don't talk to me rn. I'm imagining my favs touching each other.

#tdbk

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Me: *reading a fanfiction*

Me: ah yes, that was a good new fanfiction

Me: *seeing I have it bookmarked = I read it already in the past*

Me: but-but why don't I remember such a great fanfiction?

This is a gift and a curse in the same time

#i like it that I don't remember #i can read it like it would be the first time #happened too many times #fanfiction #ao3

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torisai eepy

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How did the cat tank arc make you like torisai?? Isn't that the chapter where Toritsuka literally betrays him and doesn't believe in him at all, until Saiki shows how unconditionally kind he is despite the betrayal?? And then he still says he has a shitty personality afterward...

TOXIC YAOI BABY!!!! 

saiki will diss toritsuka as much as he wants, will drone over and over how the author should just go ahead and kill off what's obviously deadweight—yet when the chance for precisely that comes, he still risks life and limb to keep this nuisance safe... and toritsuka will whine and whinge abt saiki-san's hardass rules but he still thinks of him as a god?? "our god has returned!!"—i think that's what he cheered when saiki's powers came back, lol? he clearly worships saiki as some super powerful entity/deity, yet he still has the audacity to beg him for dumbass pervert favors... i've never witnessed this breed of worshipper before... fascinating specimen. 

their relationship has a sort of an "enemies to lovers" flavor, except in this case it's more like "haters to enemies to haters again with a tad bit more understanding for each other". at this point, toritsuka mayyy be saiki's closest confidant? arguably the one who knows saiki the best! (subconsciously. he's too dumb to consciously realize it.) he'll likely be one of the first people saiki turns to whenever he needs help, which sucks because toritsuka is sorta useless, power and personality-wise HAHAHA

also toritsuka is probably the only (non-familial) person saiki is so flat-out MEAN to! it's hilarious!! yknow how romantic partners are supposed to bring the best out of each other? Not Happening Here. in the slimy presence of toritsuka, saiki is at his most honest but also his worst. toritsuka is the antithesis to the emotional support puppies zookeepers will pair anxious cheetahs with; he's more like........................

lice.

yeah. he's the lice in saiki's fur. plainly speaking, he's a pest!!!

also toritsuka's betrayal was sorta necessary in my opinion, because this guy's too damn dumb to learn a lesson the normal way. he absolutely needs to be put into Situations in order to walk away with at least a teeny tiny sliver of character growth. and i definitely credit a huge part of his betrayal to kusuke's psychological warfare. pitting a super-human cambridge genius against a sub-human highschool dumbass... poor, pathetic toritsuka never stood a chance!! still, the resentment he'd been harboring definitely also contributed to his backstabbing. howeveeer, now that he's seen firsthand saiki's affection for him, that resentment has vanished! he's been shaken to his core!! the worship has been amplified to the MAX!!!

lastly, i just think it's hopelessly hideously HYSTERICAL to have the world's worst womanizer fall in love with a man!! and have the world's most sexless guy fall in love with a future sex offender!!! they're so fundamentally incompatible it loops back around to being compatible?! it's a real comedy. tragedy. tragicomedy. (saiki and toritsuka would doubtlessly view it as a tragedy)

lastly-lastly: height difference. that is all.

thanks sending for this ask! it let me think (<< very rare) and put into words why i actually like torisai besides "hehehe hater x hater". writing all of this made me like it even more!! but i think this may have made you despise it more? oops. my tastes are strange and off-putting. i mean, kusuke is literally my favorite saiki character, after saiki himself... that's gotta tell you something.

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Something I love in torisai fics is when saikis friends first thoughts instead of being like "HOLY SHIT YOUR INTO MEN?!?" they say "HOLY SHIT YOU LIKE TORITSUKA 🤮🤮🤮" there's something about that thats really funny

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Still can't believe this page was literally published in Shonen Jump as-is.

Saiki was so insane for this. PLEASE.

#saiki k #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k. #be reborn as GAY #torisai #saiki kusuo #man bun power #toritsuka reita #saiki x toritsuka #tdlosk #sknpn

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i mean. yeah

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i can't believe togachako is canon

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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe