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wei wuxian:

also wei wuxian:

#mdzs #wangxian

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hot take lan wangji would absolutely for sure scrap all day every day no hesitation whatsoever. the only reason he doesn’t is bc no one is stupid enough to piss him off (until wei ying ofc). you get one glare, maybe two if he’s feeling patient, and then it’s instant hands. truly a miracle wwx did not take more of a beating when he was at his most insufferable. in the library w the magazine lwj literally said catch me outside so i can beat ur ass. he’s soooooo ready to challenge any and everyone he meets. jzx (either of them tbh) says literally Anything and bichen is OUT. blades at DAWN. AND noon. and you know what, fuck it, blades at dusk too. in middle school he fought wen xu and all his goons One time when he was like 12 and he beat their asses so bad that shit followed him all the way to college. legendary. everyone knows lwj is in love w wei ying bc of the lack of duels. anyone else would certainly have been punched in the face. but no wwx just gets sideye. and ignored. which only ENCOURAGES him. in fact if anyone else tries to put a stop to wwx shenanigans lwj glares at YOU. everyone says ah yes, face of jade, so serene. meanwhile on the inside he is full of lust and also more importantly rage. i Love him. he said sometimes violence is the solution actually. but only when i do it. pristine.

#mdzs #lan wangji #lwj #I love him SO much

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When we're looking at why Wei Wuxian took so long to even consider that Lan Wangji might really like him, I think we should maybe place more weight on that time when they were trapped in a cave together at around age eighteen, and Lan Wangji told him his dad was dying and started to cry and Wei Wuxian was like SHIT and fidgeted awkwardly for a while like ahhhhh I hate when people cry especially men what do I do????

And then he tried to find something to say and Lan Wangji was like 'shut up' and he shut up, and Lan Wangji said 'you're a loathsome person' and he shut up so hard he left him alone for three entire days.

Like if I spent three days trapped in hell with someone, restraining myself from reaching out for human interaction because not subjecting them to my personality was literally the only thing I could do to help with their state of misery.

I would have a real hard time letting go of the understanding that the thing this person wanted from me was not to have to deal with me.

#mdzs #wangxian #so true so true

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I’m sorry I died

#mdzs #wangxian #this is also making me emotional

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going a bit nuts over the first interaction between Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji upon his return from the Burial Mounds.

aside: i’m assuming that Lan Wangji acquired the title Hanguang Jun during the Sunshot Campaign (i don’t recall this being explicitly stated but it seems to make sense??), so it would have to have happened during the three months that Wei Wuxian was missing. and when he returns, he tells JC that he investigated and learned that he and JYL were well before going on his revenge path. but he addresses LWJ as Hanguang-Jun, revealing that he’s also checked in on him.

but to my point:

when LWJ refers to him as “Wei Ying,” it implies a closeness or intimacy after everything they’d shared and been through, even upon seeing him like this!! that’s a lot for LWJ! but when WWX, who has called him “Lan Zhan” even when it wasn’t appropriate and kept pushing for them to be friends all these years, suddenly calls him by the respectful honorific “Hanguang-Jun,” it’s a direct “fuck off, we are not friends.” and i think this is an intentional distancing from someone he cares about, someone whose opinion he values but whose affection he simply can’t bear at this time bc he’s overflowing with pain and grief and guilt and hate. and this has to be just as jarring for poor LWJ as seeing him like this in the first place.

then, when LWJ confronts him about his methods and WWX is clearly annoyed, he challenges him with basically a “wtf are you gonna do about it?”, before jumping to an obviously disingenuous “Lan Zhan”, coldly mocking LWJ’s belief in their friendship. (“We’ve just been reunited after so long […] That’s not nice, is it?” is enough to give you whiplash after the initial response.)

when LWJ doesn’t budge, WWX takes it a step further, imitating JC’s address of “Lan-er-gonzi”, again in a subtly mocking way. LWJ calls him “Wei Ying” once more, still trying to reach out, until WWX says his well-being is none of LWJ’s business.

at this point, LWJ loses his cool and yells “Wei Wuxian” to be met with an equally angry “Lan Wangji!” and this last outburst is basically LWJ conceding and taking a step back, allowing the distance between them bc WWX won’t let him near.

the way they say each others names says more about the conversation they’re having than the actual words they’re using, and i’m losing my mind about it.

#mdzs #wangxian #gonna cry gonna cry gonna cry #I can’t put it in words rn but hey this is making me feel insane! #I will never get over wangxian and their literal years of gut wrenching misfortune and yearning

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all too familiar

#mdzs #wangxian #this is so beautiful and strikingly emotional I think I’m going insane #<3

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Okay but Lan Wangji is harboring this extremely sketchy weirdo and protecting him even when he commits crimes, but whenever anyone questions it, someone else steps in to say, "Don't you know? That's his babygirl" and everyone else is like "Oh okay that's his babygirl"

#mdzs #wangxian #so valid of them

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Do you like Sylvanians?

Lately the popularity of the Sylvanians has grown a lot and it occurred to me to make the mxtx couples in their Sylvanian versions

Should I make another character in your Sylvaniansone?

#mxtx #mdzs #tgcf #svsss #these are sooooo cute !!

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. Kingfisher Feathers by Anonymous I binge read this fic the whole afternoon and lets just say I am inlove 🥺♥ political drama + wangxian = heaven

#mdzs #wangxian #this is gorgeous omg

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The most important thing to understand about Wei Wuxian is he is the kind of man who managed to invent not only necromancy, but also the concept of being a passenger princess in an ancient fantasy chinese setting where cars don't exist

#mdzs #wei wuxian #that’s my babygirl

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This Weibo post from MXTX in 2016 sums up Wei Wuxian's initial unwitting infatuation with Lan Wangji so hilariously hahaha I’ve been giggling like a shabi~

(I know most of you have seen it and probably 100 translations exist for this already. I just wanted to archive this here)

MXTX on June 8, 2016:

Back then Jiang Cheng couldn't stand it when(ever) WWX and LWJ talked. As soon as he saw them getting close, he'd find a way to drive them apart.

Actually, there’s a reason for it. It was because since he was little, he always felt that when WWX talked to LWJ, WWX’s tone made it sound like he was sajiao-ing, which gave Jiang goosebumps and he just couldn't stand it.

Of course, when Jiang was little, he didn't really understand these things. (And of course, he doesn't really want to understand them now either).

He only knew that when WWX talked to him, it was like this: "Hahahaha, wo cao, Jiang Cheng, you idiot (sha3bi1), come and argue with me if you dare, hahahaha!!!"

But when Wei Wuxian talked to Lan Wangji, it was like this: "Aiyo, Lan Zhan, Lan Er Gongzi, look at me pls? Aww you are not looking at me.. Do you want some loquats then? Teehee~ I already knew you wouldn't eat them, I was just messing with you~ I'm not giving them to you~"

Really, these two completely different effects assaulted Jiang’s ears, terrifying and ear-piercing. So, whenever he saw WWX approaching and attempting to liao LWJ, he would be reminded of the fear induced by those moments of being dominated by goosebumps.

"Wei Wuxian, shut up quickly and get back here, (you’re) so damn cringe!!!" —Jiang Shidi’s inner monologue roared like this.

Notes:

1. "撒娇" (sa1jiao1) describes behaviors (such as speaking or acting in a cute or charming way) intended to elicit a certain response (attention, affection, pampering, etc.) from others, sometimes with an awareness of the other party’s affection towards them.

2. "卧槽" (wo cao) is a slang term modified from a swear word to express surprise, shock, or disbelief, similar to saying omg and holy shit.

3. In a romantic context, "撩" (liao) typically refers to playful or suggestive flirting or teasing to charm or attract the other person.

4. Now I understand why the comments on Mao’er FM often refer to Jiang Cheng as '江宇直/Jiang Yuzhi' (‘Jiang-Universe-Straight’ / the number one straight guy in the universe hahaha).

#mdzs #wangxian #jiang cheng #this is the most important thing to me! #pick me wwx my beloved

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getting new technology feels more infuriating every year. got a new computer for the first time in 8 years and everything about windows 11 and how it handles onedrive is driving me up the wall

#this is the real reason why I dual boot linux #do I know / care enough abt computer things to need linux? no #but it’s infinitely better than windows and mac #and so I can also never upgrade my laptop bc I also.. do not remember how I installed linux… #this is it for me for life

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#mdzs #this is canon to me

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the flavors of gay thoughts and repression in wangxian are the most fun

LWJ: loud gay thoughts on the inside; enormity of my desire disgusts me; oh god he's hot oh no; repress repress repress; no one will know so long as I don't make eye contact with anyone ever again, especially xiongzhang; my purpose in life is to be pure and noble, not be gay do crime; peace and tranquility, meditation and silence, once familiar, now empty, but at least they remain; I will simply be absent of desire as far as anyone is concerned and it will be fine;

WWX: gay thoughts but for the meme, they are universally true thoughts, regardless of gender, ok, shidi; if I flirt with everyone, no one will know that one man gets the True Flirt, including myself; if I keep moving and talking and laughing then I can live head empty no thoughts as fate intended; when you think about it, like when you really consider, like I'm just saying; look at me look at me look at me, need it need it need it; did I mention it was for the meme because it seems you are taking it seriously; why are you tying that, you won't even listen, what will you do to me~~

#mdzs #wangxian #this is exactly them and I love them for it

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i read a lot of posts from fans of mp100 about how it's essentially an allegory for autism. and i believed and understood this. but that has nothing on actually watching the show and going "oh fuck, that's me"

#mp100 #sooooo real

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#tgcf #fengqing

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I know we gush a lot about how romantic it is that LWJ is so die hard for WWX that he’s never so much as thought of romance before or since meeting WWX, but how insane must LWJ feel when he realizes that flirty bad boy rebel WWX is the same way. For him.

#mdzs #wangxian #I love this abt them