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@fineasdevine RT @lukathisdick: tits

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echo.

          echo had been pacing back and forth along a small area of the pier, eyes fixated on her phone screen as she waited on her sister to meet her before it was time for the iconjure podcast later that day. it wasn’t supposed to be so agonizingly boring for her, waiting. call it manifesting unintentionally, but her attention was suddenly brought to someone standing behind her, close enough to which she could feel their breath on the back of her neck. turning around; shrugging off the odd feeling, her smile completely faultered when she noticed it wasn’t her sister. “oh … hey” she said, trying to muster a smile through the awkwardness she felt noticing it was just a tinder date from a few weeks back. eric? derek? it didn’t end well, and now she felt cornered. internally panicking, echo glanced around trying to come up with an excuse for them to leave her alone. “i – uh …” she pointed towards someone standing near by. “sorry, i have to go, i have a date. i’ll see you around!” echo spoke quickly, not letting him get a word in before she walked off towards the person she pointed at a moment ago. “hi, i’m sorry to bother you – but i’m trying to get away from that guy over there so could you just like … act like you’re happy to see me?” echo asked, her voice almost in a whisper. “i’ll buy you coffee if you say yes.” she smiled. 

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it’s an upsetting sight   to observe  -   the upset aspect more-so fueled by jealousy rather than her desire for female solidarity   &    safety .      “ damn, for real ?   your clam must be powerful as hell. ”      timbre drops into a whisper ,   eyes peering to the stranger she had previously mentioned;   as if it were a    good thing    to be shadowed by a creep.    to oppose the previous murmurs, a high-pitched sound,  similar to a squeal,  emits  as her arms extend to excitedly wrap themselves around the blond in front of her.  an embrace,  rocking the two back and forth during it as if they’d been friends forever.   “ beautiful as always. ”   a comment made as she pulls back ,  but another dip of her tone to say the following:   “  sure you wanna go ?    ‘cause i have a pocket knife in my bag,  just say the word bitch, we’ll get our own ID special. ”

#shattrd #shattrd | echo #tbt. interactions #violence mention tw

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✉   –   dayana & noah.

noah: so i watched this movie where a lot of people get really old on a beach

noah: thats the whole movie

noah: called old

dayana: boring. and gross.

dayana: if i wanted to see people get old i'd force myself to watch an episode of the golden girls or something..

dayana: then i'd take a dive off of the roof of my apartment building because wrinky white people should truly only be kept around halloween decorations. :)

#riverz #riverz | noah #txt. interactions #suicide mention tw #suicide tw

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darcy .

open to  :  all  /  @irvingstarters​ location  :  kahlo’s  

     “  please tell me your order isn’t as long or as cloyingly sweet as a hallmark christmas movie, because i swear, there was a woman who just left who spent forever explaining to me the exact temperature she wanted me to steam her drink at and with all her instructions, it basically just ended up being a cup full of syrups with a splash of coffee in there. if i didn’t get a break in ten, i think i’d seriously lose it. ”  she’s more chatty than usual, but it’s been a particularly long shift. “ sorry for unloading all that, but if the next words out of your mouth are i’d like a coffee, black, well, i think i might kiss you out of sheer relief.  ”

              frankly ,    she didn’t mind being unloaded on.  it felt almost endearing to dayana -   feeling as if someone trusted her in spite of the idea that the woman before may have had this breakdown to anyone.       “ damn i might ask for a black coffee just for the kiss. ”     her jest slips out with a tilt of her head, placing her clutch on the counter before them.        “ no but,   seriously,  you should’ve popped a loogie right into that bitches’ drink.   just let that shit float to the top and say it was the vanilla flavoring or     what-the-fuck-ever. ”     risking your job to get back at an irritating customer had always been a priority for day;  brown hues peer at the menu for a second before reverting back to the barista.     “ just an iced chai tea,  babe, whenever you can. ”

#svltairs #svltairs | darcy king #tbt. interactions

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TLDR.  too many mommy issues.   reformed piece of shit who used to be a high school bully but is now 64% angel, thinks she’s funny and her best friend is her dad.

*     taveeta szymanowicz, cisfemale + she/her |      you know   DAYANA DEVINE,   right? they’re   TWENTY-FOUR ,    and they’ve lived in irving for, like, TEN YEARS ?     well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to   SEASHORE BY REGRETTES   like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole   ( velvet red mini skirts hiding insecurities,  a smirk worn to suppress mean words, the faint taste of liquor on her lips )   thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is   JANUARY 11TH,   so they’re a   CAPRICORN,   which is unsurprising, all things considered.

                            A LITTLE ABOUT GROWING UP . 

tw.   alcohol, bullying mention, very short mention of verbal abuse.  anything else i forgot to add just yell at me !!

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#REBLOGGING BCITS STILL ACCURATE X

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Olivia Junkeer in Why Are You Like This? (2021) dir. Adam Murfet, Jessie Oldfield

#screaming DAYANA MUSINGS at the top of my lungs #drinking tw #alcohol tw

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willa.

“And? It’s called acting, bitch. I could fake an orgasm over an overdone pork chop,” Willa dismissed the concern like a fly swat out of her face on a hot summer’s day. “Well, that, like, really wasn’t clear. I mean, I thought we were speaking Shrekiverse only. You should’ve explained it better, I’m just saying –  just because I’d win an Oscar for playing that bald guy from X-Men in a remake it doesn’t mean I can read minds like him.” Her eyebrows drew slightly. “Who’s Prince William?” she asked, setting her clutch on the table and popping it open just to rummage inside. Producing a lip gloss and compact, she studied the gleam of her mouth in the reflection with the wand idly poised. “Mhm-hm, I’m down. Beau Hayes would probably cry about it, though – when he heard about us. Like, not publicly, but in the privacy of his own home. He’s majorly in love with me, it’s intense. Longing glances, etcetera. Like, I can’t walk past him without him thinking about candlelit dinners and putting a baby in my belly, seriously. Wants me so bad.” Evening out the gloss on her lips, Willa smacked them together then blinked over at Dayana, offering the gloss after a second’s passing – it was custom, back in New York, crammed in front of a mirror smudged by fingerprints in a dingy drag club basement, to share with whatever glittered stranger you were knocking elbows with. “I like you,” Willa decided, compact snapped to inspect her. She tilted her head slightly, reaching to slowly sift through a lock of Dayana’s hair like a child might their favourite doll, only twining her finger once it neared the end. “Feel like pulling a Madonna and Britney on stage at karaoke this weekend? My performance needs that extra pop. Not that I don’t deliver, but. The goal’s a standing ovation.”

                 “  not me.   my puss won’t even pulsate if the guy isn’t mildly attractive. ”  more of a curse than a blessing.    there’s an immediate roll of her eyes as willa begins to criticize day’s rules for the scenario, and a slight smirk of admiration at the girl’s theatrics,  either way, she huffs out a sigh before continuing.      “ fine, out of every film you’ve seen, every celebrity you’ve heard of, every animated character or    greasy politician,     who is the most hideous one you’d bang, no persuasion needed. ”   it was a NEED TO KNOW questioin,  as far as she was concerned. having already revealed herself as a shrek fucker  -   it would just be embarrassing if willa didn’t offer the same extremeness.    (   and as for prince william  )  :      “ don’t know for sure, some dude with a bald spot. ”    

                  her lips have no choice but to remain in a grin,   though brows furrow in evident confusion,  as she goes on about beau. “ does he want you ?   you kind of sound like that disgustingly pale chick in the horribly written catfish movie. like delusional. ”     sierra burgess is a loser,  that’s what it was called.    however dayana knows the comment wouldn’t have been made if she didn’t think willa was confident and just as playful enough to handle it.    her fingers take grip on to the lip gloss without hesitation,   using the black display on her phone as reflection as she applied it.    “  beau hayes is so sexy, though. he’s like the only guy i would beg to get on my knees for.  ”    a fact she’s certain megan thee stallion would be extremely disappointed in her for but it was true.  using lips to spread the gloss evenly,  it was as if the stars had aligned above them as  dayana handed the lip gloss back over to her.  to be honest, she had never been so sure that soulmates existed until this moment.    twin flames. what-the-fuck ever philosophical word could describe the immediate connection she felt with willa.    “ i’d be honored to french you at karaoke, we can second base it too, for the tips. ”    the answer was quick, sure enough that she didn’t need to give much attention nor thought to it.      “  think we should  ménage à trois  beau as well ?  like a friendship initiation sort of thing ?  ”

#tbt. interactions #ncbodyshome #ncbodyshome | willa #nsfw ish

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scout .

a laugh escaped his lips as he extended out his arms in defeat. “so, i’ve got the right thing going for me because i’m two of the three of the qualities of shrek.” it was as if he felt like day was calling him out. was she? he was never good at catching hints or knowing if a hint was a hint. “well, you gotta have the money to treat a gal like she should be. so, you should definitely look into finding you a guy with some money —- because you deserve it.” 

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          “ which qualification are you missing, the waterfront ?   you’ve never invited me back to your place so i wouldn’t know. ”     there wasn’t any part of day that felt the need to be shy,    in fact the idea of being even remotely coy was missing from her personality completely;   the arrogant beam on her façade made that quite evident.     “ the accent beats the coin, ”   she doesn’t actually believe that but there’s no time for honesty when flirting,  “ i’m just saying,  call me darling in that alabama accent just once and you don’t need the benjamins. ”

#olepxstls | scout #tbt. interactions

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alex .​

               “now that, i definitely agree with.” he smiled warmly. “oh god … where do i even start? shego? yeah, let’s go with that. dr. draken can move the fuck over.” he offered, winking. 

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          “ right,   reasonable,     but everyone’s crush is shego, that’s a cop-out, she’s hot as fuck. ”   she’s playing far too into the imaginative scenario she may have unintentionally invalidated his answer. dayana is nothing if not intense.     “ it’s a good answer but,   i mean,   not even lola bunny ? ”

#lcwtide | alex #tbt. interactions

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esmeray .

esmeray almost gets WHIPLASH from how fast she turns her head to the words coming from dayana’s mouth: shrek has some “ fuckable qualities. ” a grimace twists on her features — both out of confusion and mild disgust. was she talking about ogre shrek or human shrek ? she has to know because she doesn’t get the whole appeal ( even if she’s not entirely sure if dayana was talking to her in the first place ). ❛ what good qualities does shrek have to be at least “ fuckable ” ?? ❜

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         “ gotta think past the face for a second and focus on the fact that he’s a homeowner, okay ?   in this economy too.  he had been oppressed, called a monster, disgusting and yet prevailed. i like my men with a little bit of trauma.  ”     the judgement was more amusing than offensive for dayana, finding far too much joy in the reaction of her shocking words.  “ and,  may i add,  not    fucking shrek because he’s an ogre is incredibly ignorant considering.  i mean,  i don’t know about you,  but i’m a       LOVE THE PERSON    not the FACE    kinda girl.    sad you can’t say the same . ”                ah ,   gaslighting !

#tbt. interactions #sphyrnidaes

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willa .

“I might,” Willa supposed with a poised shrug, plucking at the finger of her satin glove to readjust the material and smooth out any creases. “If he’d stayed in his human form. He has royal pull. That’s a worthwhile connection to make. Although, honestly, I’d rather fuck Prince Charming – I mean, his mom’s an inspiration, attempted murder aside. Like, that’s just a girlboss girlbossing, I barely even give a fuck, I’m just gonna say it. And there’s plenty of ways to get him to stop talking, if need be.” Reaching up to remove her sunglasses – cat eyed, lenses blacked out to the point she could honestly barely see – Willa slid one arm for them to hang from the front of her dress, examining Dayana properly. “List them. I’m interested. Maybe we can tag team – we’re definitely sexier than Fiona, she doesn’t stand a chance. Like, that’s just life. Sorry to that woman, but. I don’t feel bad about it. ”

          “ royal pull, shit, that’s true. ”   and for a second she had almost swayed in her opinion until,   “ but he looked like a late 90s john c reilly when he was human shrek, babe -  so not hot. ”    and not enough royal pull can convince her to put a bag over the guy’s head.     “ no,   prince charming doesn’t count, anyone would fuck prince charming over shrek.  you gotta choose someone that’s genuinely grimy,   like makes you nauseous, you know ?  like kelly osbourne or prince william or something.  ”    if it weren’t already evident, she took the rules of this imaginative game     incredibly seriously.        suddenly her mouth moves into a faux gasp at willa’s offer,    “ what ,  a threesome with shrek ? ”   speaking as if it were a scandalous statement,   let alone possible, her mouth curls up slightly, an amused expression.    “ that’s hella sexy, we’d send him into early dementia. ”

#ncbodyshome #she's in love with her now what #tbt. interactions #illness tw #nsfw #having to tag nsfw for a shrek convo...

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lenny​ .

a gentle scoff escaped their lips. “i’ll take entertainment any time, day. however this is a genuine mind puzzle. so what is it? we’re discoursing with twelve year olds about shrek now?” they questioned, adjusting the heat on the stovetop. “and your first question is whether or not you’d fuck an ogre? so riddle me this: are we talking first date, one night stand? what’s the situation?” suddenly, lenny feels her face heat up at the question posed by her roommate. “i feel like fiona is an entirely different situation! she’s just…better!” 

          as lenny continues, she uses the  moment to begin setting the table with their dinnerware, needing to shout back her response the further she walked away.  “  the little cunts hear of one movie they deem vintage and run with it, it’s not my fault they’re taking over apps like a goddam STD. ”    a perfect way she’d describe getting older and almost everything catering to literal children,  in spite of her words her lips had painted themselves into a smile  -  finding the conversation with her roommate all too entertaining as she approached them again.  quite typical fashion for lenny to be the voice of reason.   “ okay, my first question was actually      lord farquad    or     shrek     for a one night stand, i picked the latter ‘cause farquad’s like, what, three feet tall ? ”    &        yes she’d rather fuck an ogre than a short guy.  it made perfect sense to her.        “   and i feel like you’re a hater.  only difference between the two is what’s between their legs. ”     and the fact that shrek is a lot more repulsive but she’ll leave that detail out.

#oflenny #tbt. interactions

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riri curtis in dare me (1.03)

#she is very gorgeous to me #!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #tbt.

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alex .​

               alex looked around, wondering if he was just in the way of the person she was actually talking to. smiling at her, he cocked his head to the side intrigued by the conversation already – “ i see, well — that’s … hmm. ” he was actually at a loss for words. “ i think it’s safe to say that shrek should feel honored. ” he finished a matter-of-fact tone behind his voice. 

         “ shouldn’t he ?  no offense to that fiona bitch, she’s certainly a six in the land of duloc but i’m, at the very least, a nine. ”       maybe she’s just feeling confident.        “ shrek’s a hard three, gotta be honest.   your turn.    name an animated character you would   (  one hundo p  )   bang. ”

#lcwtide #tbt. interactions #lcwtide | alex

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scout .

it was taking a moment for scout to recall if he had said anything in some sorts to bring up the statements. maybe it was something he mentioned that triggered it? he wasn’t too for sure. somethings he found it easier to just go along with it. “i mean, yeah. i guess so?” scout shrugged lightly. “he does have a property without a mortgage and is strong enough to defend you. that’s double brownie points.”

      ah, scout and his    charming as fuck   southern ways, always there to bring a simper to her lips, no matter what the subject matter is.    “ you get it. ”   day points, certain he could have just been saying what she wanted to hear.    “ independent as fuck, has his own waterfront, and a man of his word. everything i could ask for in a guy. all he’s missing is the southern accent and wallet full of benjamins.” 

#olepxstls #olepxstls | scout #tbt. interactions

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sunny .

in their experience, dayana isn’t a stranger to making obscure, occasionally controversial statements. it’s often a source of idle entertainment if nothing else. sunny likes the sound of their own voice enough to indulge her, most times, but they aren’t so sure about this one. they sigh before bracing to take on the subject. “i’m absolutely not saying i agree with you,” sunny prefaces, the distaste written clearly on their features. “but i feel as though i have to ask: ogre shrek or human shrek? the answer will strongly impact how wrong i think you are for that.” regardless, they do not want to know but has a feeling she’s about to tell them anyways.

          there are very little moments in her life that dayana found herself somewhat... insecure ( ?  )   but when she does cuddle herself under that emotion,  it’s likely when she’s around sunny.  she’s gone from hanging on their coattails because of the luxurious life she thinks they live  - yes, she’s shallow as fuck  -    and the man-eating attitude they show,  to actually enjoying their company .   who knew ?   whether or not the platonic feeling was mutual meant very little to her, of course .       “  human shrek was fucking horrifying, sunny, he looked like the physical embodiment of a fucked up polaroid. ”   and if that answer wasn’t obvious enough for them,  she confirmed.     “ ogre shrek, obviously.    g’head,  let me have it . ”

#inscmniia #tbt. interactions