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New Sailor Moon zine coming soon…❄🔥

#my slutty slutty wallet is wide open and waiting for you yam #sailor moon #yuri

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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

#there are certain words i fucking haaaaate saying #for no real reason #'dildo' is one #weirdly enough 'muscles' is another one #i don't know what quality a word has to have for me to hate the way it sounds/feels coming out of my mouth #it seems completely random

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Slut, 2018 watercolor 21 x 30cm

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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

#darling i am covered in so much man residue you could use it to make a whole other man #biphobia #terf shit #probably

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Webber and Rice creating Jesus Christ Superstar

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hello jesus christ superstar fandom 🫡

#i saw the jcs 50th anniversary tour at the ed mirvish theatre in toronto tonight #i will not recover and i will not sleep tonight #i need to talk to someone about alec diem's king herod #i need there to be official production photos of alec diem's king herod so you all can UNDERSTAND

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My gender is Stand User

#gender #jjba

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The Eurovision song contest is facing intense scrunity and accusations of discrimination after it rebuked Swedish-Palestinian pop star Eric Saade for wearing a Palestinian scarf in the opening act of the semi-finals. Saade, whose father is of Palestinian origin, kicked off the first semi-final of the Eurovision Song Contest in Malmo, Sweden on Tuesday evening with a keffiyeh, a traditional Palestinian and Arab male headdress, wrapped around his wrist. [...] In response, the organisers of the contest, European Broadcasting Union (EBU) released a statement saying it "regretted" that Saade wore the scarf. "The Eurovision Song Contest is a live TV show. All performers are made aware of the rules of the contest, and we regret that Eric Saade chose to compromise the non-political nature of the event," it said. [...] Eurovision later posted clips of the performances of the other two opening acts on its social media pages, but did not share Saade’s, prompting social media users to share the performance on their personal pages to show support for the artist.

Waving Palestinian flags, wearing traditional Palestinian garments, or if we're being honest, just being Palestinian, is now officially "too political" for Eurovision.

Literally, all Saade did was wear a keffiyeh around his wrist—while being Palestinian—and that was enough to get a statement from the EBU, and have his opening performance scrubbed from Youtube.

If you're not already boycotting Eurovision this year, then what the fuck is wrong with you?

Below are two statements from Saade. The first one, giving his reason for participating, was posted a few days ago, and the other was in response to the EBU accusing him of 'compromising the non-political nature' of the Genocide Song Contest:

Reminder again to BOYCOTT EUROVISION 🇵🇸

#you know what is actually compromising the non-political nature of the event? #declaring someone's national dress to be too political and banning it #this is going to be the only thing i share about eurovision

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Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

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#my birthday is guy fawkes' night #which is delightful because there is a whole little rhyme about how you should never forget it #however my birthday also tends to fall around the time of major elections #and let me tell you i have had some AWFUL birthdays #but at least to console myself i can very often go and see the divali lights

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#so left and right are actually each TWO colours #left is dark green with burgundy #and right is neon orange with deep blue #don't ask me why #it has been like this since i was at least 4

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Ok wait let her speak

#'ADHD? try this method to improve your sleep hygiene' #'you have to take melatonin at 10 and be asleep by 11' #'and you have to wake up by 7 and use the light therapy lamp for 20 minutes' #'it has to be within the first hour after waking' #'no later than 10 am' #'also you have to go to bed and wake up at the same time every day' #'weekend? doesn't matter. asleep by 11 pm. awake by 7 am' #'no sleeping in ever' #'but it's okay because eventually you won't need to sleep in' #'you can't deviate from this because your brain is wrong' #'and you have to do things a special different way to put on a convincing show of being almost normal' #last winter i grew to resent the lamp somewhat

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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

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#poor boyless dalton castle

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The more the bear identity is mainstreamed, the more it gets sanitised. The more you get people insisting it doesn't mean what it means, that it's just for "buff and mayyybe a little chubby" "dad bod" "strongman build" whatever euphemism they can to deny fat men a place in their own community.

Fat hairy gay men built this place for themselves and now you're barging in and pretending they never belonged there.

#while we're at it #clothing stores please start carrying bear sizes #like real bear sizes #guys come in sizes bigger than 'twunk' you know

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#people not understanding bra sizes throws me into disproportionate rage #it's just one of those things for me #erotica authors i'm looking at you #study up

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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)