if you're about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it's overplayed. im here to let you know it's your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it's still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don't you'll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]
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He's going to have so much fun.
BEN DANIELS as SANTIAGO in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON 2
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though i am heavy, there is flight around me
wendell berry, the fall of icarus, f. scott fitzgerald, christophe vacher, hozier, galileo chini, mahmoud darwish (tr. catherine cobham), rubens, akwaeke emezi, alfred schwarzschild
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That old man is a princess i have to rescue from a tower
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me n the horrors are one
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Jag.
Painting by Karin Mamma Andersson.
Found here.
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🌙 MY MK SKETCH BOOK 🌙
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Comics Jake cracks me up. Admittedly, I like to think Steven's jab at the 'tache is a nod to Jake's. Like a lot of the fandom, I absolutely subscribe to the 'takes in all the strays trope', you absolutely bet I do!
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so bitchless they made me bisexual
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Sorrow and solitude; precious things
35mm
August 2018
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The Early Diary of Anaïs Nin, 1920–1923
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Song: Inbred
Artist: Ethel Cain
Album: Inbred (2021)
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*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt
*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...
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There should be a form of body modification where you can make your entire torso clear so everyone can see your insides
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Windows in Wartburg Castle by Lawrence OP.
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@eviehammer
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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
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