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#lotr

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#i rewatched ashley nortons gaylor vid yesterday lmao this is timely #highly recommend it's a fucking wild ride

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"All vessels are destined to one day break, but the great Alexander lived as a warrior to his last!"

#elden ring

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this book is so clearly designed for people who have not experienced a decade plus of high dosage uninterrupted tumblr poisoning because to me this whole section reads somewhat like “enjoyers of food and beverages may be surprised to hear about ‘bread’ and ‘water’”

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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genuinely mystified by the kind of person that would produce this image and not realize "oh, I'm being fucking ridiculous"

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#elden ring

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basically every day i feel like i have to post this meme i made a while back

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starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

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#evil boop

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you have GOT to be able to admit when you’ve believed something bigoted in order to improve as a human being. like you NEED to be able to handle that if you want to act in line with your values

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for 2024 can we finally abandon the word "problematic" in online arguments and just say what we mean. its such a nothing word nowadays

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Ok now that the boops are gone and i can be grumpy again

“yeah the boops are fun but don’t let them distract you from–” PLEASE let them distract you. Please take one goddamn day off from thinking about the world’s problems. And if you can’t figure out how to do that, for the love of god don’t insist that everyone else be stuck in “I’m not allowed to be happy about anything ever” hell with you

If you insist that everyone be focusing on “the problems” at all times that is at best performative and at worst actively harmful to the cause you’re trying to support. Taking real action uses up energy, often times a LOT of it. Insisting that no one ever takes a break means insisting that no one ever take time to rest and begin to gather more energy for another actual action. Being “on” all the time isn’t your duty, it’s an impossibility.

Take a fucking break. And remind everyone that they need to take breaks too.

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Me when my cats start swatting at each other out of the blue, without reason or provocation: Why are you like this?!

Me, after ten minutes of having the Boop Feature on Tumblr dot com: Oh.

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I hate to give it to staff but they did snap with the booping thing. This is the "enrichment in my enclosure" thing we keep talking about, I feel like a bear that recieved a block of ice with pumpkins in it

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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.