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imagine having a girl seductively lean in and whisper in your ear, "i hate myself" like what do you do in that situation. touko nanami why are you like that.

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other Z-isms

-they’re able to start arguments between people very easily due to having the social reading skills of a fbi agent so they start loud debates and then walk away completely uninvolved

-they can disappear into crowds very very easily

-they occasionally forget that their ability to manipulate atomic matter is Not Normal and they will just leave entire animals floating in midair at their work for a couple seconds after holding them and having to go suddenly do something else. The entire workplace has simtaniously decided not to talk about it because if Z wasn’t able to handle animals so well half of them would be in the hospital with sepsis

-they occasionally donate blood, and by “occasionally” I mean they go to the blood bank like 7 times a week if they feel like it because they can generate an infinite supply of their own blood from the surrounding air and no one at the place can figure out how they do it but Z has gotten told not to come back for the next month several times out of concern for their safety

-they’re great with kids. They’re like that one uncle who tells you blatantly untrue stories and then expects you to believe him

-Z has accidentally killed a man

-by the time Q and Z decide to “die”, Z has gotten at least 15 college degrees

-Z is able to befriend geese and once accidentally scared the shit out Q by walking into a local park with them only to be immediately surrounded by their geese friends

-Z doesn’t get grudges very easily, but when they do, it’s nearly impossible to tell. The only way to tell is if someone in their general victinity is being annoying and then something like their coffee spilling on them inevitably happens. -contrary to nearly everyone who knows them, the only people Z is actually open with is Q, and their mother. They don’t cry very often, but when it happens, it’s… bad

-z is horrible at singing

-when they were around 200 years old a small cult started up around them and started dropping off gifts to their doorstep and trying to follow them around and Z had to make a fool out of themselves in order to get them to stop

-it takes about 10 minutes for them to fully wake up and during that weird half sleep half awake period they are VERY clingy. They used to imagine Q was by their side when they woke up before they started living together, and now that they DO live with Q, Q has the joy of being woken up by Z mumbling about them in their sleep and being clung to like a koala

z is fully capable of winning any chess game they play but they eat the pieces regardless

#Oc tag #god I love them

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z is fully capable of winning any chess game they play but they eat the pieces regardless

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My new spare bag holder

Reduce, reuse, regurgitate!

#AAAA

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*notices I have more stitches than I’m supposed to*

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*knits 2tog and moves on with my life*

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I made some knitting memes bc I have a lot of feelings. are they relatable? probably not

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Every knitting pattern ever: Make sure you do the gauge first!

Me:

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a look at how the fair isle samples are coming along! i decided to switch from the cowl neck to a regular crew neck after all, haha.

the yellow flowers are also going to be changed for the final - ive been doing research on how animals/botanicals are translated into knitting patterns bc this is so different from my usual way of designing! if anyone has good books for advanced knitting patterns (specifically plants and animal designs) definitely let me know, id love to build up a little reference collection!

#WANT.

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AJSJJDKSJD THE QUILTING SHOW MY GMA WANTS TO GO TO HAS A “FREE TICKET FOR UNDER 30s” IM!!!!! that’s SO funny ?? They wanna encourage young ppl SO much to get into quilting

#Quilters are on a whole other fucking level I swear #like have you ever seen the quilt at the national museum of art in dc #it’s A: massive B: looks like a photo C: ITS THE 6 MEN AND A BOA CONSTRICTOR.

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the thing. about Anjimile's soothing mellifluous voice. is that he somehow manages to convince me that Ale is a level-headed young man with a reasonable amount of chill, even though i am FULLY AWARE that Ale is an absolute madlad who wants to throw down SO BAD and wants to throw down even harder with literally anyone just standing there when he cannot throw down with That Guy Specifically

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Falin Touden

We're being so normal

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Laios was right - she's so cool!!

#Oh my fucking for #Why is she so beautiful and how can I become her

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rrrrrgh…

#I want stimulation but whenever I put something on in the background I MESSS UP MY KNITTING #RUSGSHHD #thankfully I’m not a perfectionist and I don’t give a shit if the scales look wonky #the main point is to be warm and look vaguely complicated #but. Fuck

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beaded shawl…

#Hm. Next project methinks #although admittedly I’m not sure how to bead #oh wait no I just figured it out nvm I’m a genius #but anyways!! I love weighted garments I will be making one after my dragon one

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4320 beads and a bit of my sanity knitted into this.

Patten: Osmanthus Shawl by Ellen Wright

I added way more beads than were indicated in the pattern.

Yarn: 10/2 black tencel on size 3 needles

Beads: #8 black hex

#Hoky shit???

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My auntie is shopping my old shawls so I took all these photos to send her. Patterns and yarns listed underneath

Top: Australian Under Wrap - dream in color wisp; Middle: Something Happy Shawl - Quillin Fiber Arts sock and Why Knot fingering; Bottom: Odyssey Shawl - Black Trillium DK and Studio June DK

Top: Squiggle Shawl (woven) - mystery goodwill yarn; Middle: my own design - Berroco Aerial, Dream in Color wisp, and Lang Yarns mohair; Bottom: my own design - KnitPicks palette

Top: my own design (woven) - mystery goodwill yarn; Middle: Ohra - Indigodragonfly sock, Knitted Wit sock, and Youghiogheny yak; Bottom: Frida - Be Sweet mohair, Shibui Cima, and Shibui Pebble

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It’s finally done! So, so, so many beads later (like, 5,000 beads later), but it’s finally done!