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hannibal: i’m here babe if you need oral support —i mean moral support

will: ....

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Hannibal: You love me, right, Will?

Will: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

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Will: God, give me patience

Hannibal: I think you mean ‘give me strength’

Will: If God gave me strength, you’d be dead

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Hannibal: It’s really hot in here

Will: yeah but why are you unbuttoning my shirt

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Hannibal: I prevented a murder today

Will: Really?? That’s amazing, how did you manage that

Hannibal: self control

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Hannibal: I’m asking you to do me a favor

Will: you’re literally asking me to be your husband

Hannibal: And as my husband, I feel like you have to grant me this favor

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hannibal: is something burning?

will: my love for you

hannibal: will, the toaster is on fire

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beverly: would you kiss a man for a million dollars?

will: i guess, i don’t have that kind of money though

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will: if i died how much would you miss me

hannibal: it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship

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Will: Hannibal you need to react when people cry

Hannibal: I did! I rolled my eyes

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Will: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis

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Hannibal: You won’t like me when I’m angry

Will: I don’t like you now!

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Hannibal: My criminal record? The only illegal activity I’ve taken part of is absolutely killing it on the dance floor

Hannibal: Haha, just kidding I’ve killed multiple people

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Will: *pointing to a high shelf* could you give me that?

Hannibal: So you do need me in your life

Will: I could replace you with a chair

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Hannibal: Why are your hands shaking?

Will: My skeleton is about to hatch

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Will: I live for 2 reasons.

Hannibal: And those reasons are?

Will: I was born and I haven’t died yet

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Will: To quote Hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no.”

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