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I bet sour lemons are alien to him in the land of sweets 🍋

Also have silly bonus from aggie :]c

Max Jax? Max Jax.

#love thid art style #idk hoe to explain it #beautiful colors? #maybe

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Anemone song

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Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

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Finally. . .

SOMEONE SAID IT!

Mfs who've never owned chickens: "Can you believe chickens are dinosaurs? lol what a downgrade."

Chickens:

#shm cant believe those feathers with claws and beedy eyes made yall think they were innocent #reblogs

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tity

Shshshs thanks for the giggles

*runs away In case it's an offer*

#dont want any tity #want to get rid of the tity i do have actually #asks

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🦋🐊

#gummigoo #!!!!!!!;

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I never want to stop talking to you but I don't want to bother you...

#one my accelerated classes are over I'll be online more often #and you're always allowed to “bother” me glitchy #i love talking with ya and being silly #it never bugs me when you pop up in my notifications i honestly did a happy jig one time shshs #dont be afraid to talk if you have the energy to say hi

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Happy birthday 🫶

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

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#their own pocket dimension #good for when you get overwhelmed or to store things hope it helps/silly

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For some reason I laughed reading that

While that isn't a bad nickname I'm a mutual of yours soooooooooooooo idk if I can accept it. Btw you will never guess who this is

I have no idea man, all my moots are immature enough to make titty jokes. I can even make Moshie and Dia laugh by just saying ‘tity’

#we really are immature eh?

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Mobility assistance

#important #yippi #i will use this #i may not need a wheelchair but i have some friends who have week legs or ither issues that could benefit from this when setting up meeting

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every character playlist has the

-song where the lyrics are disturbingly on the nose

-song that doesnt suit the character but you havent taken it out cuz its a banger

-bad song that stays because it suits the character so good

-last five songs that may or may not stay depending on whether or not they pass the test of sitting in the list for a week

-oleander by mother mother

#nuh nuh nuh #oleander dosnt fit mo-.... #oh shit maybe it does just a bit #but just a bit

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Here are some simple questions you can ask in an interview when they ask you "So do you have any questions?" (Hint: Always ask a question)

Why is this position open? (Lets you know if the work environment is toxic bc the last person quit cuz they couldn't take it anymore. It's open because the workload increased/the company grew is a good sign--not only are they successful, but they hire new people instead of just working their current employees to death.)

What are the primary goals/measurements of success for this position? Ie, what you have to do to get a "good job/thumbs up, you're doing your job. (Lets you cut to the core of what the job actually is for your own information and demonstrates you're interested in doing a good job.)

What do you think will be the hardest part of the job? and/or What do you think are the most essential skills to have for this position? (Gives you a chance to follow up with saying how you have those skills/are good at the hard part/are prepared to do a good job/are well suited for the challenge.)

What do you (the interviewer) like and dislike about working here? (Gives you more insight into the working environment, gives them a chance to be introspective, gives you a chance to follow up with saying why you think you're a good fit for the working environment.

Very last/if you don't have any other questions: Do you think there's anything else I should know? and When can I expect to hear back from you? (leads into the natural conclusion by discussing timetables and the next steps of the interview process.)

Bonus: If there's anything you think is particularly cool about the work there, especially if it's something you went to school for, let your enthusiasm bleed through a little bit and/or ask more questions about the technical stuff, it will probably win you points. If you can fake it that might work too.

#oh #i will use this #one day #probably #important #I guess?

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Ya

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

#i mean on my main blog i litterly mention im in college

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This meme except they're nice friends supporting each other :)

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chipped