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Me, a Morty fictive.

I hate it when I have to meet anyone new out here. Especially when it's over the internet.

I don't write my studder. I'm super self conscious of my studder?? I'm not fake if I don't write it out thank you.

I'm not as nice as other Mortys you've met? Do those Morty's have Rick's? Do those Rick's treat them well?? You do the math. All the shit that I have made for they system has been all me!!! I don't have a Rick!!! I made this shit!!

Please for the love of God do not compare me to C-137. I am not him. There are an infinite amout of Morty's out there. You just happen to know what type of shit HE got onto. Not me. My memories rarely line up with the shows Canon.

I'm very bitter at my Rick for leaving me here. As much as i love my headmates. I wil always be angry at him, and that's okay.

Do not buy me/my system Rick and Morty merch unless you ask me first. I'm super flattered you saw a plushie of me!! But it's super off putting to come up to front and some one is shoving gifts of myself into my hands. There's only a handfull of people who can buy merch for me. And I love everything we have.

#fictive #fictive protector #factive #kin #mortykin #rick and morty #morty #system #osdd system #system things #multiple

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“A brilliant and vivid Aurora Borealis illuminates the Earth’s northern hemisphere on Jan 20, 2016, providing a spectacular view for members of Expedition 46 aboard the International Space Station.” Photo credit: National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) [4928 x 3280] [OS] by trot-trot

★☆★ SPACE ★☆★

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When you wanna make a self deprecating joke but you remember your friends will read into it too much and take it seriously

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Robert F. Hunter aka Robert Frank Hunter aka Robert Hunter (British, based London, England) - Illustrations for Little Fictions (Elbow).

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Hey what’s up, that HTTYD 3 poster got me fucked up

So this official poster has been released for How To Train Your Dragon 3 and it has left me with… opinions. 

My first initial reaction was excitement! Oh hell yeah HTTYD 3 is coming out! I adored the first two! But then i saw…

SIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHH I knew immediately that this was most likely a female night fury and fuck yeah shit fuck it is which is so disappointing. I could write a huge essay on how female characters are portrayed in media. I could write a massive blog about smurfette syndrome and how female characters are always just a pink, soft version of their male counterparts, or how female animal or anthro characters still have to fall into society’s beauty standards so we do crazy things like give ducks tits or large eyelashes. 

I COULD talk about why these things occur, and how this is a worrying reflection of how society views human females, that males are the default and females are the other… but I’m not going to do that TODAY.

Hi my name is India and not only do I have an animation degree, but I also have a degree in animal and veterinary science.

This design doesn’t just insult me as an animator. This design insults me as a scientist. 

Let’s begin. 

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you guys know what’s super important?

bee butts

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Father, Daughter And Pets Take The Same Photo For 10 Years

Via Bored Panda

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You’ve stopped to think that right now, out there in the universe, there are black holes ripping stars in half neutron stars spinning hundreds of times per second Exploding stars Planetary systems are forming And we’re stuck here on this little planet…

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The tapetum lucidum in a deer. It is a layer of reflective tissue in the eye of many vertebrates. Lying immediately behind the retina, it reflects visible light back through the retina, increasing the light available to the photoreceptors. It does blur the original image. The tapetum lucidum contributes to the superior night vision of some animals. (Source)

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Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

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Most of our perception of what Goblin sharks looks like comes from dead specimines where they are all mangled and shrivelled, and are always positioned with their jaws protruding out.

When while alive they only ever extend their jaw for feeding, and arnt half as creepy looking

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a gifset of planet facts because i rlly love space!!

//please dont remove caption!

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Our setup by spicycheese666

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@WeHeartIt /entry/278776219

#shaw #my love

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i want back all the time I gave to the people who traumatized and hurt me