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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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This meeting could have been a fresh autumn pear

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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

#my dnd character when my friends character #he’s going to romance that elf. or necromance . sometimes thats just how it goes. and they’re in lesbians

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

#dnd #mecore to be honest

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Excuse me??? Literal mad scientist behavior

#cool things!

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Holy fuck happy world frog day

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I was looking for a good picture of a hellbender for an article I’m writing and I found these which maybe aren’t “good” for an article but my god are they Good

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I’ve never seen an animal look more like a live-action autism creature

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

#me with the tooth necklaces #I just like holding them guys it’s not the amulet curse I promise ahahahaha

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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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#cool things!

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Porcelain Crab, Petrolisthes violaceus, family Porcellanidae, coast of Chile

Photograph by matias_saa

#I want to remake him out of ceramics #crabs

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

#prev tags: #all i know about you morkify is that you and kieshartzishere are friends and that you play bg3 #<- yea me and him are like online siblings!! :) #i am open to dms if you want to know more about me lol. but it’s just gonna be insane tumblr shit /positive

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i know this please help me

#I fucking love this post it cracks me up every time #best posts

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my bf and I have the same fucking brain

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#business owners who say shit like this can go fuck themselves