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worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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More Celeb Buzz!

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Thinking of starting a new account called Celeb Buzz with the latest news about the top Hollywood super stars!

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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

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brutalist candy cane

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Taylor Swift could never comprehend The Horrors. She has private jets in which she can run from them. She has too much money to be nervous. She is as deep as a puddle in the desert. She is a vampire actively turning anxiety into a commodity. Her Department is short-staffed.

#taylor swift #if the Swifties come for me it can only be a boon

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this is sending me

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Sparks fans will talk about how talented and clever Ron Mael’s lyricism is and you look into it only to see shit like this

#this is anti-Let's Get Funky propaganda #I'm not standing for this shit

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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#-fake card-

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I… becamed a vampire.

Yea so , earlier I had a bite in my neck and I didnt know from what bit me… and then when I woked up, their light from my curtain fuckeing hurt my eyes alot. And well … I am going too work in my powers and hopefally master their so I can use them for good includeing

1. Suck blood

2. Dark teleport

3. Mist form

4. Unholy flame grapple hook

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I think we are onto something

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It is a well known fact that there are roughly 2.4 Bombarded by Vibes from All Sides CDs for every 1 Marshall Crenshaw. The choice is yours.

#shameless self plug #bombarded by vibes from all sides #marshall crenshaw

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some guy in 1984: I need a strip tease from a psychic drag queen who really fucking sucks at predicting the future

(Ron Mael slowly removing feather boa) Pretzel Take Care Of Cancer (slips off gloves) They're not going to have the sun anymore

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Gay people: hey society im gay

Society: ok

Jerma985 but he's a baker: If i put you into a wheat grinder, you're probably bread!