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monogramsalarm · 9 hours
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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down
Watch the full episode here
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monogramsalarm · 13 hours
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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monogramsalarm · 14 hours
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lavender and emerald!
lavender- BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU
emerald- i'm really glad we're friends!!!
BITING YOU BACK >:3
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monogramsalarm · 17 hours
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tell me
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monogramsalarm · 17 hours
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mordecai and rigby stop kindating squidbob or you're FIRED
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monogramsalarm · 19 hours
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monogramsalarm · 21 hours
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monogramsalarm · 21 hours
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monogramsalarm · 1 day
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hell yea man flip that mushroom !!!!!
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monogramsalarm · 1 day
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sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life
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monogramsalarm · 1 day
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Don’t forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry
this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed
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monogramsalarm · 1 day
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watched a really sad (but good) documentary and now i have to go to bed with a stuffy nose smh 🙄 SOMEONE (not naming names) is a little bitch and cries at movies
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monogramsalarm · 1 day
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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother
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monogramsalarm · 2 days
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The meanest thing Sam ever did wasn't trapping people, or psychologically tormenting people, or continuously tricking people for the purpose of entertainment. No, the meanest thing he ever did was tear up Mike's, Ify's, and Siobhan's hand drawn pictures of ducks.
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monogramsalarm · 2 days
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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