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idk just take it. *does a silly jig and then mysteriously vanishes*

#invader zim #iz #gir #gir iz #iz gir #5 second rule guys #it’s still edible #everything is edible if you believe hard enough #also learnt I can’t draw soda #I just resorted to making it look as sticky and horrible as possible #it’s okay #art is hard #actually this is somewhat old but I figured I’d post it here

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merry jingly

#invader zim #iz #gir #gir iz #iz gir #iz fanart #invader zim fanart #quick doodle :3

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just remembered I can draw whatever I want and that includes characters not acting canonically at all and doing drugs

#doodles from my gap between lectures #invader zim #iz #zim #zim iz #iz zim #gir #gir iz #iz gir #iz art #invader zim fanart #thought tumblr might enjoy these

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“where’s the cheese???”

“nick it’s under the sauce”

“no… where… where’s the cheese??????”

“nick it’s chicago style pizza, it’s under the sauce”

“ellis, i’m italian and this is hurting me”

oh ho ho nicolas! nick. hey nick. nick, nick nick. hey, suit. ni co las

used to pick ellis all the time but i have upgraded to nick... he is so slay and girly (suffers from alcoholism and having an ex-wife).

me and my friends made up an increasingly ridiculous fancanon for nick and the rest of the gang. hc this man to be italian because its funny if he yells at americanized italian cuisine, even if the only food they can find that isnt rotten is frozen pizza and chef boyardee and also he has to be italian.

he also totally went through a scene phase when he was in highschool and uses old 2000's slang and text shortcuts. the only games he plays are candy crush and desktop solitaire (which he raged so hard one time in a safehouse that he destroyed the only piece of technology that they could find)

he and ellis bicker and slap each other like brothers. also we made him bisexual because it works with him breaking up with his ex-wife, but ALSO because it was funny if he was somehow physically attracted to ellis' best buddy keith and/or men and he refuses to believe that and admit it. keith is also ripped because why not.

funny fanon nick quote: "yeah they used to call me the straightest man in highschool. you guys know that? hey, guys. did you hear me? they called me the straightest man in highschool. the straightest m-" (he is in denial)

#nick when he sees deep dish pizza

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just a normal human boy taking his normal pet dog out for a normal walk. because they’re normal.

#invader zim #iz #zim #zim iz #iz zim #zim fanart #invader zim fanart #iz art #gir #gir iz #iz gir #gir fanart #hehehehe #doodle I cleaned up :3

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hai :333333333333

if you were a smeet what would be ur first words of sadness mine would be "oh no youre crushing me robot arm stop your crushing me AAAUGGGH" and then i would die.

LMAO BYE I think I would say “hey robot arm… don’t make me angry… cause then I’ll Irken out… you won’t like me when I Irken out… cause when I Irken out, all I see is RED… and then… bodies hit the floor…” and then I’d get down on all fours and my mouth would start foaming

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hey its me, alex mercer from [prototype], 2009. grrrrr

meow fuck out da way

#meow fuck out da way

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the housing crisis needs to end NOW! !!i am going to eat all the landlords.

#can you pay my rent for me alex #please #please (again)

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dude said phew like he didn’t just MURDER SOMEONE

has anyone else ever read that dib vs mr crocker death battle fanon wiki entry cause istg it’s been MONTHS since I first found it and I still think about it every so often because it was so unhinged. like. bro. this middle aged man attacked this 12 year old kid just for existing in his general vicinity only to get disintegrated by the sun (bc dib launched him into it might I add)

truly the death battle ever!

#dib srsly DOES NOT gaf #golly that sure was a mild annoyance!

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has anyone else ever read that dib vs mr crocker death battle fanon wiki entry cause istg it’s been MONTHS since I first found it and I still think about it every so often because it was so unhinged. like. bro. this middle aged man attacked this 12 year old kid just for existing in his general vicinity only to get disintegrated by the sun (bc dib launched him into it might I add)

truly the death battle ever!

#invader zim #iz #dib #dib membrane #dib iz #mr crocker #fairly oddparents #the lists before the battle are also hilarious

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here’s the mind blowing original btw thx bestie I’ll cherish this masterpiece 4ever and ever

my friend graciously gifted me a drawing he made of zim doing the gangnam style dance so yk I had to make a rendition of it

oh all the fun and joy he is experiencing!

#belongs in the louvre #true artist #I’ll never be able to live up to his artistic standards :( #ayyyyy sexy ladayyy

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my friend graciously gifted me a drawing he made of zim doing the gangnam style dance so yk I had to make a rendition of it

oh all the fun and joy he is experiencing!

#invader zim #iz #zim #iz zim #zim iz #oppa irken style #this MIGHT be PSY????? #iz fanart #not even gonna put my username on it #cause like #do I rlly wanna be associated with this #maybe I do #but alas I am afraid…

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this is fucking gold

22 years ago on 9/11, I was ten years old. Here's what I wrote about it in my journal at the time

#I can’t believe this is what got invader zim trending… #actually nvm I can believe

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a society where autism is the norm and neurotypicalness is a minority

#has this been done yet #idk #they’re silly #goofy even #invader zim #zim #dib membrane #zim iz #dib iz #also #first post on tumblr #haiiii

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aita for trying to expose my classmate for being an alien?

i (12M) have been spying on my classmate and archnemesis (???M) ever since he came to our skool. i know for a fact that he is an alien. he wears a human disguise when hes out in public, but ive seen him without it. his house is actually a cover for a huge underground lair, and his "dog" is actually his robot minion (who, for some reason, is incredibly stupid).

however, nobody i talk to believes me when i tell them. my dad (32M) is a renowned scientist with a lot of high tech equipment, but he wont let me use it for my research, which he calls "para-science." my whole skool thinks im crazy; im pretty much known as the "ufo kid." my sister (11F) is the only other person who knows my classmate is an alien, but she doesnt even care. the only thing she DOES care about are her own hobbies. shes done nothing to help me or my quest to save the earth from this invader.

now, ive had some people say that im being "insensitive" for accusing him of being an alien simply because he looks different (he has green skin and no ears, which he claims are part of a "skin condition"). i KNOW hes an alien; im not just saying this because of the way he looks. i may not have proof, but i have MORE than enough experience to say for certain that he is not of this world. regardless, i can see how, to the ignorant, untrained eye, my accusations can look like unfair biases or intolerance. so, am i the asshole???

tl;dr classmate is for sure an alien but people keep saying i'm being intolerant