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Where are my “Karl Heisenberg makes men AND women come” homies at ?

#I'm right here!! #proud member of the bisenberg gang

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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

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When you don’t like the smut you’re writing so you have to start over and go into your smutty brain archives for a better situation

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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

#ask away my dear mutuals :3 #ask game

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Ash’s doodles during a brainstorming sesh!!

#my faves #re: band!au #re fanart

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@grisailledreams 💖

Russian Warriors Clan Emblems.

From top to bottom: ThunderClan, ShadowClan, WindClan, RiverClan, SkyClan, and the Tribe of Rushing Water

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Yeah yeah you wanna fuck that old man, but are you prepared for him to send you memes you've already seen? What about dad jokes? You ready to give backrubs every night because his old man back is hurting after fucking you senseless?

#I will spoil my old man if I have to #because he deserves all the love that he can get

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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there’s comedian funny and there’s lunch table funny, and I imagine that most comedians would also be lunch table funny, but there are a lot of peoples who are witty in conversation that wouldn’t be good at writing a comedy sketch or doing stand-up

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honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is

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crocus bed

by Denny Bitte

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I love it when I’m reading a fic and like 17 chapters in I get to a specific line or section of dialogue that hits different and I can tell it was the one that started it all, the tiny magical seed that plagued the author so much it sprouted the whole entire story