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"I've always been half-elf ever since I met you" GOD

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Beverlys the little guy ever. He's a boyscout. He has songs prepared for every scenario. He calls his parents "Sir" and "ma'am". He collects teeth and father figures. He charms old women into giving him information. He can only cast spells with a visual aid. He is the youngest in the group. He has tinnitus. He is a flaming homosexual. He is the only one with the ability to read. He is way too rich for his own good. He is physically unable to do the easy thing. He tried to prank an all-knowing god. He's got the flattest ass in Bahumia. he is my best friend

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Welp. Naddpod got me. 

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Aziraphale and Crowley's break up is so traumatizing for them because it was the equivalent to a pre-teen girl best friendship break-up times a million. The premarital divorce part is also pretty bad, but the friendship break-up is the worst part of it

#buddy comedy

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Aziraphale to the camera: Crowley forgot about that day. We moved past it. We don’t bring it up.

Aziraphale: What are you watching, love?

*Crowley, wrapped in a blanket, shoving popcorn in his mouth, happy demonic noises*: True Crime. She murdered her partner who left her.

Aziraphale: 🙂

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We call it the second coming.

#good omemes #ineffable idiots #aziraphale #crowley #good omens season two #the metatron

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eventually some poor whickber street shopkeeper is going to draw the short straw and be sent over to the dirty donkey to ply info from the drunk and clearly devastated crowley while his defenses are down and they’ll be utterly shocked and horrified when crowley slurs out the explanation that aziraphale has “gone to heaven”

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หย็องแหย็งแมน

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half of aziraphale's diary entries begin by explaining why he is wherever he is (one paragraph) and turn into a detailed description (fifteen pages) of crowley's new look and how his latest curl pattern compliments his face and that tailored coat shows off his slutty waist and those skinny jeans well you get the point

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Aziraphale hasn’t seen Crowley fall, because when they meet again he thinks you go to Hell by having a cute demon sent to escort you.

He either hasn’t seen anything or his memories were erased too.

Sometimes I wonder if it will turn out that they got close in Heaven and that’s why Crowley went flying down. Maybe he even protected Aziraphale and took the blame. Because of course he would.

And of course they erased their memories. But they found it easy to fall back into each other’s arms because Metatron couldn’t erase what they felt. The familiarity.

And then it’s noticed how close they’re getting and Metatron steps in again. Because now he knows how powerful they are together too.

Imagine Aziraphale finding out that Crowley and him have been in love since Heaven and Crowley took the Fall to save him.

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All of us at @neil-gaiman after season 2 ep6:

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this world owes anthony crowley a debt (reclaiming the sanctity of the black turtleneck from dwayne the rock johnson) that can never be repaid

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poor guy

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sometimes i reremember that i joined tumblr maybe a month and a half ago specifically because of good omens. and it just hits me how recent this hyperfixation turned special interest is.

like i hadn’t read/watched good omens before august of this year and then i somehow managed to consume all of it in the span of about 3 weeks.

and now it occupies my thoughts at all times. it’s right up there with dune, the boys in the band, and the feeling of falling in love when it comes to my special interests. and it did all that so quickly.

and now i’m here. on tumblr. on a corner of the internet i never expected to find myself on. because i fell in love with a story in a way i never expected to. because i wanted to find other people to talk to about that story. and it’s characters.

like goddamn do i live in a cool point in human history that this is normal thing that just happens sometimes.

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😭😭😭😭😭

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If there is not a scene in S3 where Crowley has his flat back and Aziraphale pops in, sees this statue (the one with the demon pinning the angel down—all erotic like) and comments about them “wrestling” and Crowley in his sly deeper slow register says “ooooh and what makes you think what they are doing is wrestling, ANGEL?” Then what is the point????

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Obviously Crowley is beautiful as both Angel and Demon but he looks different, Angel him has this cute innocence in him, curly hair, wonder in his eyes, then as a demon his features are harsher, his hair brighter, his clothes sexy…

And Aziraphale looks the same way at him. With full adoration and love.