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@creature-in-the-attic Tapeworm shoes :] There's more on the front and back I didn't get but I think you get the gist anyway

#ohhh this is cool

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Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.

Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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Tumblr Live? More like Tumblr Dead !

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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best kind of character is Really Shitty Wizard

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snoopy image of the day

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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Listen to me please listen listen YOUR BATTLE VEST/JACKET/WHATEVER DOESN'T HAVE TO BE 100% FINISHED FOR YOU TO WEAR IT I don't know where to belief that you hafta finish diying everything before you can wear diy clothing came from but it is wrong. Put half-finished patches on there! If you didn't have time to finish sewing one on the stick the needle in the vest and finish sewing it on while you're riding the bus! I don't care! Do whatever you want forever! Peace and love on planet punk rock!

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hmm anyway. holds u in my arms

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Funniest thing about putting out a new fic is that people read it, same few people comment(!), and then every other fic you've written starts getting hits too. Like hey guys how's it going, Khajiit has other wares for you.

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the calling - the amazing devil

#the amazing devil

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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jelly

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If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

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MY FULL PIECE FOR THE MUPPET PRIDE ZINE!!! I couldn't decide which character to draw so I did all of them <3

still kind of shocked I was asked to join tbh!!!! I'm so honored <33 remember pride isn't just for a month, it's for life!

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#oh my god that's so cute #the lovers the dreamers and queue