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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

#reblog #teehee

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

#reblog #wonderful post

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if you can’t handle richard siken at his “i also want to get bruce wayne pregnant” you don’t deserve him at his “everyone longs for a father figure. even those with fathers. even fathers. that’s why we invented god.”

#reblog #WHAT

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

#reblog #lmaooo

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#reblog #LMAOOOOO

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

#reblog

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Reblog with your score

#reblog #19

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had a dream that I escaped a resident evil research lab and my escape uber driver was Wesker, who kept fully turning his head to glare at me instead of looking at the road

I think he wanted to kill us both

#reblog #hehehehehe

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EVERY OC LIST GOT THA:

-constantly anxious who is 5 seconds away from a panic attack at all times -obsessed with blood -weird lesbian -5 seconds away from beating the shit out of everyone -the mascot -the one who's actually drawn/written about 99% of the time

#reblog #dont call me out like this/j

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

#reblog

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

#reblog #HAHAHHSHSAHS

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#reblog #as someone with adhd i can confirm

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

#reblog #AAAAAA #real #:(

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#reblog #gulp

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arms tied above head wins horniest arrangement at torturers' choice awards

#reblog #TORTURERS CHOICE AWARDS

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#reblog #hahashbsnsnsn