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lisa swallows + glasses (and et cetera...)

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cannae fucking believe they took out the scene where the creature knocks on lisa's door first before he has to break in. of course he's going to knock first. he might be a reanimated rotting mass of flesh who kills people but he's still a victorian gentleman. he's going to be polite. he's going to be respectful. and of course lisa is going to slam the door in his face because he's a reanimated rotting mass of flesh who kills people but he's at the very least going to try

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I swear to god this movie needs to be mandatory viewing for all those alpha-male nonsense spouting men with podcasts. LIKE ok - look at this. This dude has no tongue, literal worms and creepie crawlies are falling out of him from both ends, AND YET just because his first thought when he gets a full pair of functional hands is to confidently invite his best girl to dance with him, he's ADORABLE. I'm ALL IN.

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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

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Do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and you’re like “I hope you’re fucking happy now, “I’m doing this for you”.

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Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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"there's something about the dying that feels familiar" fucking unbelievably metal thing to be told. you die and you could swear you've been here before. the last thing you feel before your breath leaves your body is intense deja vu. you've never died before but somehow you know how this goes. you have an uncanny feeling being dead is a temporary gig for you, but you have no idea what gives you that impression. and then you're alive again. and you remember dying. and all you remember is that there was something about it that felt familiar.

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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somewhere, i hope there is a pregnant person preparing to do a pregnancy reveal on the objectively funniest day of the year to do that

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My aunt-in-law told me there was a gift for me under a sieve on the porch and it was THIS

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Steller’s jay stealing sweetener packets

National Geographic photo contest 2011

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it used to be 2007 you know

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