i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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I hate when parents are like "well I have learning apps and they have access to the Internet so they can learn anything" not realizing that just because you put a fancy kids app for learning on a tablet doesn't mean your kid is using it. They also have access to games for days and things they shouldn't see.
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Terfs really think dicks are inherently weapons of mass destruction like??? What the FUCK are u saying lmao
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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side
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Usually if I'm having a bad dream at some point I think "man this sucks I hope it's a dream" before I wake up a bit later. Because I realized maybe it is a dream and try to wake up.
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I love how humans have been making animal shaped toys with wheels for legs for so long. Like it's just the perfect toy I guess
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Every time someone is like "how can you be attracted to that 🤨" in regards to something unconventional or unexpected I just sigh. Like people are extremely often attracted to weird things, get over it, it's honestly stupid to care that much.
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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