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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

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i watch baseball for the side quests

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OUGH. AckNOWLEDGED

#my partner noticed i switched & called me by name lmao. #for context the entire extended 'group' calls me different names at different times #mostly at random #it kinda happened bc i introduced myself differently on accident & folks just kinda #went with it #but she especially knows abt like. The System Shit #idk #it felt really weird - but very nice - to be called by name

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love it when i try to post and a guy in my head simply says "no"

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medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

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dream job local radio show host in antarctica. good evening everyone the sun is cowardly and the wind is razors. hug the person nearest to you and breathe together alive. its snowing again all white in my eyes when i look out its like angels homecoming. rest in peace jason and tim who saw something that got smaller the more it moved toward them and went outside to check it out. whatevers going on beyond here might as well be on another planet so its a slow news day as always. i will be seeing you in an hour again please enjoy martin solveig and the dragonettes hello

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follow me @champthechamp i cannot remember my password so i just made a new one .

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the video for weird al's 'the saga begins' unsettles me bcos every time i watch it i become aware that i would probably not be able to recognise Weird Al without his distinctive hair

i have never seen this man before in my life.

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in one of those phases of crippling existential self-doubt where the nervous horse that controls my productivity is just lying down in the mud and won't get up. the horse is asking questions like do I deserve carrot for big jump if big jump meaningless and is it wrong to be a horse. I'm trying to goad it with compliments and treats but so far the horse won't bite, it's too busy ruminating about the cosmic value of horses

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I am not spiralling, I am just following a suspiciously curved path

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Does Marge have friends? by  Raphael Bob-Waksberg — i’ve read this a couple years ago and it has always stayed with me…wanted to draw to it

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“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

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anyways good morning to fallen women, those who give into temptation, hedonists, pleasure-seekers reaping the consequences, pleasure-seekers who suffer not one consequence, addicts former and current, and goblin fruit eaters

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10 year old me was like when wings sprout from my spine then you’ll see.. you’ll all see…

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