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talking with americans as a foreigner is wild they’ll ask if you’re familiar with the concept of movie theaters and then 2 sentences later they go what do you mean you don’t have Whataburger in your country
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Amy Adams could do The Revenant but Leonardo DiCaprio could never do Enchanted.
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what gender identity is "im just me"? asking for a friend
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they dont pay me enough to witness this shit
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guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don't feel guilty abt pleasure, I'm not catholic
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guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don't feel guilty abt pleasure, I'm not catholic
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cursed dystopian teenfic idea: society is divided into natural birth and c-section babies
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straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups are like: *the pining gamer* *mustache guy* *evil twink capitalist* *ian* *the uptight australian* *other pining gamer* *19 y/o republican* *washed up science fiction writer*
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why do the bots on this site constantly have the best bios
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