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My Family: *says something homophobic*

Me: You can't say that, its rude, disrespectful and wrong.

Family: What, are you gay or something lol?

Me: No! You don't have to be gay to stand up for peoples rights.

Me under my breath: but yes me gay

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Straight people should have to come out to, the more awkward it is the better.

Simon Vs The Homo Sapians Agenda

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you know what i find really funny? that when i look in the mirror before i go out i look fine, i look good. but as soon as i come into any human contact i look like a tornado slapped me.

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my nose.

you know when your nose has been really blocked up for weeks and then it finally clears and it’s like you've never felt better and the world is at your fingertips? same.

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remember when these the the funniest things on the internet? yeah, me neither.

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i will protect neville longbottom for as long as i live.

who else is feeling protective of neville longbottom on this beautiful wednesday

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need ideas

im a writer and having serious block and need some prompts, any ideas? msg me x :)

#writing #writer block #help me

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what its like nowadays discussing music.

Me: So what kind of music do you like to listen to?

Generic human being: I listen to a lot of Billie Eilish, you probably don't know who she is.

Me: yeah no i do, i have a couple songs of hers downloaded

Generic: um no you don't. I'm different, i will be different, I'm not normal, not like the other girls, im indie and depressed, and saying anything i can possibly say to stand out

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is it just me or sometimes chandler was hotter than joey?

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Spanish teacher:You have to get 50,000 points on Memrise in the Christmas Holidays.

Me(in Barney Stinson voice): CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

#how i met your mother #barney stinson #spanish #memrise

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Me: hi, how ar-

Arianator: OMG! I LOVE ARIANA! SWEETNER WAS THE BEST ALBUM EVR!!! PETE WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER! NUH UH. SHE DESERVES A REAL MAN! I'M A TRUE ARIANATOR. VICTORIOUS WAS THE BEST SHOW EVR!

#ariana grande #victorious