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Hey I’m looking to RP Kaulitzcest on Kik/ My kik is toodle.louu :)

#kik rp #kaulitzcest #kaulitzcest rp #toll #bill kaulitz #tom kaulitz #twincest #twincest rp

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Since Omegle is not being my friend, I’m looking for a roleplay partner either here or over email ([email protected]) to do a topJohn roleplay, in which you are John. It’s a unilock roleplay. Message me if interested.

#johnlock rp #johnlock #unilock #unilock rp #sherlock rp

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Date a boy who likes to listen to your passionate rants

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this scene is a blessing

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my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”

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“You don't get to decide who lives and who dies.” “Yes, we do.” “Why?” “Because no one else can.”

The Imitation Game (2014) dir. Morten Tyldum

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burr: hey angelica whats your number?

angelica, visibly texting: i dont have a phone

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any mosquitos reading this? fuck you

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Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

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only one thing

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Marvel: We’ve made a great plot twist!

Fans: You fucked up a perfectly good character is what you did. Look at it, it’s got antisemitism.

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me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.

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who actually still cares about the plot of sherlock outside of johnlock

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Just some favorite election headlines