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The Birth of Venus by Botticelli figure/bjd

Part of The Table Museum collection by Freeing

Link: |X|

It’s super breathtaking:

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me without her (boop)

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@lemonic-whimssyy it appears I have been defeated. Well played, sir... well played...

#boop

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I think... I think I understand what I must do. I must boop. I have to absolutely SMACK that boop button. Obliterate strangers with boops. I need that sweet sweet dopamine rush from BOOPIN'

If I ask nicely would someone please bestow upon me one boop?

#boop #I dont have a problem #you do #I can stop whenever i want

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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AHH THANK YOU KIND PEOPLE! NUMBER GO UP I shall forever remember the day the boops were plentiful. truly a great harvest.

If I ask nicely would someone please bestow upon me one boop?

#boop #no longer boopless #thank you

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If I ask nicely would someone please bestow upon me one boop?

#boop #boopless #a sad day to be a lurker

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worm

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i watch baseball for the side quests

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[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

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BEN AFFLECK Jan 04 2024

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country