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Even if an asexual does find sex to be gross that still doesn't give you the right to infantalize them.

#truth

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for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

#i like this a lot

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gartic phone redraws ?__?

#these are so gooby #art #not my art

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#to the geico commercial you go

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some eevee and eeveelus

#these are so cute #art #not my art

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yall think the reason chell is silent in both portal games is because she’s trying not to break her mewing streak

#i really hate this guy #obligatory friend reblog

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FINE. WHATEVER. THESE FUCKING GUYS CHANGED MY LIFE. OKAY. I LOVE THEM. THEYRE ALL I THINK ABOUT. THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.

#why am i not surpised prev reblogged this #/lh

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aye its boiled condom

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM

BC DOES!!! NOT!!!!!! STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR BOILED CONDOM!!!!! NOR DOES IT STAND FOR BOILED CABBAGE NOR DOES IT STAND FOR BOILED CRAYON NOR BOILED CONTRACEPTIVE NOR BALDBOYHALO CORPORATION NOR BARBECUE CHALK NOR BOYKISSER CORP NOR BALLS CREAMERY NOR BORAX CONSUMER NOR BILINGUAL CACTUS NOR BISEXUAL CAMEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GOING TO GET YOU

#ask #forgot to tag my previous 2 asks #whoops #me when i umm me when i forget

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no promises

come back to tumblr pookie :bigol'eyes:

no leave me alone

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come back to tumblr pookie :bigol'eyes:

no leave me alone

#throws a pie at you #throws another pie at you #throws a third pie at you #throws a juggling club at you #throws a final pie at you

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do you think Alexander Hamilton would've liked Sonic The Hedgehog?

i know nothing about alexander hamilton nor sonic the hedgehog so ummmm im gonna pass this question off to @tevleraide (for the alexander hamilton part) and @bazeeble (for the sonic the hedgehog part)

#good luck you two!!!!!!!!!! :heart:

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

#HUHHEHEHHEEHE

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A Comic

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Tail wagging is the best stim imo

#phantom tail but #i pull on mine #a lot lmfao #ill just randomly start tugging on it

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Redrew my old zit designs :3

The ugly babies in question

#AHHHHH AHHHH #I LOVE TEAM ZIT #WOOOHOOOOOO

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

😶

#phighting reference actually

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#seepy