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I've heard terfs complain that the first thing I do in a woman's body is objectify myself by dressing slutty, and it's like... first of all, what is that quaker puritanical nonsense? And second of all, of course I'm gonna be a huge slut! I GREW these titties and hips and by gods I'm gonna show them off like an A+ science test on the fridge

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

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Two questions:

Is New York part of New England?

Where do Adirondack chairs fit into all this?

The Adirondacks are part of New England, discuss

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Pssst hey kid. Wanna cleanse your home for free with no effort?

Open a window.

That's it. That's all you have to do. Open a window and let Nature cleanse the space. Free and easy down the road we go.

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

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I thought the Adirondack was a train service?

The Adirondacks are part of New England, discuss

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*Looks at certain friendship groups* hmmmm.... :-)

#queer friendship group

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"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?

"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?

"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?

"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?

"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?

"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?

Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!

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you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.

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I wanted them.

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Sunflowers for the win.

#sunflowers

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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

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kitty book room

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That tail droop when the doggo’s date left

(Source)

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“ugh why is moby-dick so long”

ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn’t he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?

the odyssey

the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action

you don’t like cetology? whalelore? kys

since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful