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I'd take a whole godamn movie about shenanigans about Rachel and Randall over a single hour about some fucking white guy's pathetically tame daddy issues and stupid bowling bs. Cause at least we'd know what to expect! If it was called "wade's dumbass bowling adventure featuring knuckles as an accessory to wade's situations only" instead then I wouldn't be as upset since it's true! Hell, I would have taken tom again cause he isn't annoyingly a comedy relief like wade. It's just so pretentious that so many are trying to act like fans are in the blame for wanting a knuckles series simply called KNUCKLES, to be at least halfway about knuckles. Idc how good the production quality was, idc about "wow a cheesey Broadway number with a good singer about knuckles' backstory with wade", idc about focusing on comedy and I can NOT care about trying to delve more into the life of the least interesting character of the human cast, without a doubt.

This is all to say, scu has been letting me down with this and reeves shadow so if they don't at least have L&L in 3 PROPERLY, then idk. I'll send a tweet to Ben Schwartz asking him why he hates me specifically or something.

And you're so correct is the thing !!!!! I feel the exact same way !! If I wanted to watch a movie about a mediocre white guy with his random side kick, I'd go watch literally most other movies lmao. The SCU in theory is so cool and my dream come true but in action they're just letting me down over and over again. Why do they keep making poor choices ? Please stop, the fans are begging you.

And truly I don't wanna be a hater, I'm a lover girlboy heart, I really am, but I do think that the criticism that we have about the MCU are valid

#not too much about keanu as shadow though... #i asked for that to happen many many months ago actually i was very excited when it actually happened #answering and asking #ive been a sonic fan for 7 years #i am a VETERAN #SCU why are you doing this to me ?? to US ?!!!!

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Alright I'm done now. I need to update my pirated copy of the sims

#i have the mic #just know that thoughts are always spinning around in my head #ALWAYS

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I could make another post. I could. Or I could go be normal. BUT DO YOU GUYS EVER THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY GAVE THE COP A BLACK WIFE ?!??? DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT !!!!?? DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT STUDIOS WILL OFTEN TIMES PUT MINORITIES IN ROLES THAT THEY WOULDN'T TAKE IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE OF CULTURAL PROBLEMS AND CONFLICTING STEREOTYPES ?!!?! DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ?!!? DO YOU ??!!!! CUZ I NEVER STOP THINK ABOUT IT !!!!

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic cinematic universe #scu #knuckles the series #knuckles series #i have the mic #its like when they give really religious characters like a secret dirty side or something #or casting will smith as the main role in bad boys (the movie about cops) #or movies where they make the main staff in airports arab #like is this a joke to them?? #is this funny?? #why do they do this???? #and you can always tell its on PURPOSE #UUUHGGGG I FEEL LIKE IM GOING INSANE #and like i love maddie shes my fav human #but then i think about her too long and then i get angry

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AND ANOTHER THING WHILE IM ON THE TOPIC

I feel like Knuckles the series is another one of those times that Tails was right there, and what I mean by this, is Wade should not have been in the focus of the show, sorry don't care lol. He's a fine side character, incompetent white man who doesn't do anything well and never gets consequences for it is fine, but we didn't need another show centered around that topic.

Now, I may be biased bc Tails is my favorite but if we needed to give Knuckles a journey about learning to find home and we needed to give him a powerful sidekick who also learns a lesson, Tails is right there. Tails, who grew up without a family entirely/a family who hated him is learning to accept a new family, and Knuckles, who had an entire family but lost them all is accepting that it's okay to find a new one. That literally could've been the plot and we could've kept all the shenanigans that happened, minus the Wade Whipple bowling tournament plot, and the copaganda.

The elder guardians would've loved for Tails (or even Sonic, or ffs MADDIE) to be the newest successors of their tribe, and he would've been perfect for it. A young, hopeful, bright mind, still malleable to learn the ways of the tribe and no ego to get in the way, and an overall good kid.

Plus I feel like what most of us want is to see the boys interact, not some random white guy.

#im just gonna do it myself at this point Jesus Christ people #also if it HAD to be a human either make it Maddie. she would've been the perfect candidate #or make a new character #i think knuckles is so routed within the black community that making his human side kick black is whats best #instead we just got Scott Pilgrim again #UHGGGGGGGG I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE COPAGANDA AND RACISM IN THESE MOVIES YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW #anyway #sth #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #i have the mic #knuckles the echidna #sonic cinematic universe #scu #sonic spoilers #just realized i spelled rooted wrong sorry guys #dont @ me about none of this unless you agree with me btw #knuckles series #knuckles series spoilers

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Are you telling me that the elder guardian of the echidna tribe would choose an incompetent white man to be the successor to his tribe? Don't bullshit me. Say sike rn. AND HE'S A COP ?! AND HIS SISTER IS A COP ?! AND HIS DAD IS BRITISH ?!? I feel like this would go against a lot of what the echidna stand for.

Also, Wade's mom pronouncing Knuckles with a ch and Wade not learning how to say the name of Knuckles tribe leader really rubbed me the wrong way. Giving very much, micro aggression.

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #i have the mic #knuckles the echidna #the show was cute #but i am so mad that it turned into the adventures of wade whipple and his side kick knuckles #by the end of it we were only focusing on wade #IDGAF ABOUT THAT NGA !!! NONE !! WHERE IS KNUCKLES !! #if i wanted to watch a bunch of cops be bad at their jobs id watch the news #slightly diff topic. why put knuck if you buck in the trailer if we wasn't gonna get more hiphop in the soundtrack? #dont pmo #back to your regularly scheduled tagging now #knuckles the series #knuckles series #knuckles series spoilers #knuckles spoilers

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Hey guys not to be a downer but I uhm. I didn't like it lol

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #knuckles series #knuckles the series #i have the mic #IT WAS CUTE !!! #I just took a lot of .. issues with it. maybe im just being nitpicky but....

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

#i love you papyrus undertale #i love you denki kaminari #i love you amy rose sonic boom #i love you 707 mystic messenger

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

#welcome friend !

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Alri, today's the day people. How are we tagging the new show? My vote is Knuckles the series or Knuckles the show.

#like this: #knuckles the series #knuckles the series spoilers #knuckles the show #knuckles the show spoilers #or even #knuckles show #knuckles show spoilers #WHICH ONE ARE WE USING ?!??!!! #sth #sonic the hedgehog #i have the mic #knuckles the echidna #knuckles #knuckles sonic #sonic #sonic cinematic universe #scu

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THEY'RE BAND!

#good god #sth #cream the rabbit #rouge the bat #amy rose

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This is so Sonic and Tails coded

#miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #sth

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Last night I had the weirdest dream but it would make a really good fic if I'm fr. The only part I remember vividly is the part where Tails fell into a cave, I guess it's more like the ground opened under him and swallowed him whole lol. So obvs his friends start looking for him after he doesn't make it to where they're all supposed to meet up at.

Kitsunami (who was very much not part of the search party) ends up accidentally finding him after finding a different entrance to the cave, except instead the ground opening up under him he finds the actual entrance. The ground ends up being super slippery so instead of just having a normal time, he falls, and ends up somehow tumbling all the way to the bottom of the cave.

Now from this part of the dream on I only had access to whatever Kit was seeing for whatever reason. He finds Tails pretty quickly, even tho he didn't know he was even lost and they end up having to work together to get out. This cave system was super weird too, it was a bottom layer that had water up to their knees, a higher layer that was essentially an ocean, an upper layer that was desolate but an actual maze, and then there was ground level. Maybe that's just how caves work but I don't think it is.

So this whole dream is dark, Tails had a flashlight that helped a little. They escaped the bottom layer by chipping into the ice above them to get into the ocean layer. (Unrealistic note, the water did not flood in, it just stayed at the top and they had to jump to get up there lol) How did they breathe here? I don't remember ! I do remember there being little bits of land they could walk on tho, and the only reason I remember that is bc at one point Tails had this scary ass look on his face that I can literally only describe as fear incarnate, but he wouldn't let me(kit) turn around to look at what made him look like that, so I have no clue what he saw and he acted completely off for the rest of the dream too. (<- this is common for me when I have nightmares, people in dreams tend to direct me away from the scary things and not let me look at them, but I suppose after having only nightmares for 4 years your brain has to protect itself somehow lol)

After the water layer they got to the dry layer, I don't really remember a lot from this. My most vivid memory is Tails pulling Kit out of the water with a queasy look on his face, there's a few moments of walking I remember, but nothing really interesting.

Then they were out of the cave, once again from a completely different entrance, then I don't know lol. I know Sonic and Amy show up but past that I have no clue, after that I started dreaming about school.

Some visual cave representation for you bc I remember this so clearly, I literally got up, unplugged my phone, and immediately started typing this.

Bottom layer

But instead of just rock, imagine a mix of solid white ice, crystal, and rock, and also it's really really REALLY dark lol. It's over all just a confined, claustrophobic space. There's barely enough room for the two to fit in there standing up, im sure if Sonic was there he would have to crouch

Middle layer

I have a huge fear of large bodies of water, as well as caves, as well as the dark. This contains all three. As I stated there were obviously air pockets somewhere around here but def don't remember how they got there lol

Top layer

Keep in mind, it's still WAY darker than this lol, but this is the last layer before the surface. Just a giant maze of rock and maybe a few crystals, very backrooms core lol.

#i also want you to keep in mind i use the term 'dream' loosely #i dont really dream anymore. i havent for around 4 years. its either nothing or nightmares #do with that what you will #sth #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #i have the mic #writing #amy rose #sonic #kitsunami the fennec #kit the fennec #sonic and tails #tails the fox #tails miles prower #tails sonic #sonic idw #sorry not only am I terrified of caves i am terrified of water #never catch me finding visual references ever again im getting like actually adrenaline lol

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Checkpoint

Breaktime with the brothers.

#wstw #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #sth #miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #ive had such a bad day i completely forgot about wsatw #this is so nice #its good to see good art of the brothers #love this

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Tails viewing Sonic as a star kinda puts Reach For The Stars in another perspective, and not just because Tails indirectly namedrops it: "I'm gonna reach for the stars, although they look pretty far" = "I'll always be there for my brother no matter the distance"

It’s pretty clear that it was intentional, and don’t forget Tails’ own song “Believe in myself”!

“I wanna fly high

So I can reach the highest of all the heavens

Somebody will be waiting for me

so I got to fly higher”

He will always reach for his brother!

#sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sth #ohhg #instant tears

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he never gets invited to anything :(

#shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #tangle the lemur #sonic the hedgehog #sth

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"why cant you just look at tom and wade as people?" well you see, they arent 'just people'. they are fictional chatacters. who are being used to push copaganda. I cant believe I am still having this conversation

#and isnt that so fucking irritating? #sth

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