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they are besties your honor!!!!

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Another Owl Song sketch 🦉

Talon, terrified of Batman taking away (and eating) its Emotional Support Street Kid, feat. Jason who’s more than ready to bite and kick the living daylights out of Batman

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Robin: *does a Quadruple Summer Sault*

Baby stalker Tim Drake: Richard you have girlbossed a little too close to the sun

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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I cannot stress enough how embarrassingly dumb this album is.

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More Furrets! MORE NOODLES!💖

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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

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guy who talks about how much he hates furries and "SJWs" in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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cant believe they gave this woman enough money to ruin the environment for singing vapid shit of this caliber for over a decade. have some shame man. get a grip. what the hell are any of you even doing

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could I possibly get a dick Grayson bleeding out and being held by a Jason Todd? The other bat boys can be there watching if u want. But if it’s to much don’t worry bout it 💜💜

yeah, it really is fun to be drawing these guys again :)

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New headcanon: the batsiblings name Bruce's stuff, not him. One day Dick looked at Batman's car and said "this is a batmobile" and Bruce was like "you are absolutely correct. this is indeed a batmobile."

Before Jason, batarangs didn't even have a name. They were just random weapons. Jason names them batarangs and ever since Batman also calls them batarangs.

Babs named his computer batcomputer and ever since it's the batcomputer. It's the official name. Don't you dare question it.

In a similar way, rest of the batfam just randomly name the bats and he just goes with it. Steph calls one specific bat Bruce Jr and now it's official name is Bruce Jr. He always recognizes it and uses the correct names

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Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me