maryjanewatson

[maryjanewatson]

'why does lestat see claudia as a romantic rival when louis is gay it makes no sense' girl because he is insane. because he is fucking insane. because he is stephen king amy dunne last ten minutes of hereditary crazy. because he is mommy dearest the shining silence of the lambs hitchcock blonde norman bates unwell.

#iwtv

[maryjanewatson]

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

#text

[maryjanewatson]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

#photo

[maryjanewatson]

commenting "not to be a straight man but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fuck ing shit" on someone's post

#text

[maryjanewatson]

Same

#text #julius

[maryjanewatson]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

#text #forever

[maryjanewatson]

Bloodborne Tarot (part 1) by frozensoba

#E #bloodborne #logarius:)

[maryjanewatson]

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

#im losing my shit. #medieval #history #the fucking penitentialsssssssss

[maryjanewatson]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

#julius #because its going to happen to her #text

[maryjanewatson]

I hope you choke on a rock

I have a wet throat

#text #diegyro

[maryjanewatson]

Untitled by ABeardedArtist

#art

[maryjanewatson]

It’s the strangest summer you can remember — the pool shed is haunted, the nights stretch forever.

#art

[maryjanewatson]

#and that woman was sephiroth #text #head

[maryjanewatson]

story about a man who only ever dated women bodybuilders and is now dating a chubby guy: this was different from being with a woman. women, with their sharp edges and hard bodies, tongues battling for dominance. Josh was all soft curves and smooth skin,

#text

[maryjanewatson]

A developer just explained why Link cries out whenever he puts on a transformation mask.

#yes #photo

[maryjanewatson]

Lestat is a character who instead of a brain has a porcelain powdered wig baroque figure that you have to reason with and that makes him commit atrocities. Other vampires try to peer into his mind to obtain information about him and it’s just this thing:

#iwtv

[maryjanewatson]

instagram: smacmccreanor

#gonzo #vid