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america "princess, i've seen the way you look at me, you're not that straight" chavez > whatever disney is doing but i'll still watch

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I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

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i rlly like this!!

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He wears your grandad's clothes

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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That's so cool! Here is my unfinished skate board! Inspired by Casey Hartley!

here's a night in the woods skateboard design that I painted onto my longboard!

#lot of exclamation marks #anyway #decided that my skate board could use a new layer of paint #Haven't worked on it in over a week #nitw is amazing #night in the woods #casey hartley #mae borowski #skateboard #painting #my art #fanart #nitw #sk8 2 cre8

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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had to get this out of my head, hope it helps someone!

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oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

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Y/N: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Wanda: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Y/N: Not when you're playing with Natasha, it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez

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Did y'all know that there are like dozens of kinds of lightning bugs in the US? And that scientists are only just now discovering how many there are? And they tend to be extremely localized so some are INCREDIBLY rare and only found near this one specific farm pond or something? EEEEEEEEE LIGHTNING BUGS

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Yess, I had some more songs that sound like they are literally made by nitw characters but I can't find them rn :(

Please listen to "Let's Start A Country" by Hot Freaks and tell me it isn't about Gregg and Angus NitW