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Enjoy my low quality asoue memes boy

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Not me reading old comic books only to find an ad for asoue in it 👀

#that the title #cover and excerpt of tpp was announced early only after doing a long series of puzzles on a now discontinued website... #blah #asoue

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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad."

Read it here | Reblog for a larger sample size!

#ahdjahehe yeah. #posting this to the asoue blog bc i know you guys have all read some of it and will get a kick out of it #(its olafs dying monologue is from this for anyone who doesnt remember) #but anyways yeah. just wrote a blog post on it for my english class

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asoue + tumblr

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TBB - Very First Disaster

TRR - Viper that’s Fucking Deadly

TWW - Vanishing of once Formidable Dame

TMM - Vile Factory Days

TAA - Violin sound that’s Fatal and Destructive

TEE - Villainess Fashionable but Deceiving

TVV - Village of Fowl Devotees

THH - Visibly Fake Doctors

TCC - Vaguely Feline Dangers

TSS - Villains on Frosty Detours

TGG - Voyage of Flirtation and Disappointment

TPP - Virtually la Forza del Destino

TE - Various Final Deaths

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remember the tumblr post of a girl who’s noir detective and guy who’s femme fatale and someone tagged it with moxie and lemony (i think it was mayo? or lainey) and i kept thinking about it it’s just so true …… the journalist investigating mysteries and the mysterious person from out of town ……… L is his own femme fatale (guy version) in some other detective’s story even if he is a detective himself ….. the duality. wave-particle duality except it’s detective femme-fatale duality.

#homme homicidal

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the baudelaires were skeptical when they were told that the answers to every question can be found in a library

that is, until klaus stumbled across 'how to get rid of count olaf forever by limey snackman'

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I haven't thought about this blog in a while. I started it in 2019 on a whim, I thought it would be a fun gimmick. And it was! I so enjoyed all the theorizing over who might be running it. I think I'll leave that a secret, still. I cherished the friends I made in the VFDiscord and all the many, many inside jokes. It's changed a lot, though, and I haven't been active in it for a long time. I don't know if other people still are, or if any of them still follow this blog. I won't delete it, but I think it's probably time for me to leave this blog be. It's a relic of a time that I'm glad to have shared. Thank you all. It's been fun!

#this is so real of you and also same #and i think keeping your identity a secret here is a very asoue decision and vibe that respects the books and the community #so like i really respect that decision etc #best of luck

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(night of dec 31)

olaf: i haven’t showered since last year

fernald: boss, it’s not new year yet

esme: he knows

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attn VFD: stanzas in meditation re: ATWQ1

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asoue + tumblr

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Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

#poems of all time #i need to find a good vers of this so i can put it the journal actually

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things i think about CONSTANTLY:

daniel handler said that everyone in a series of unfortunate events and the surrounding universe is jewish “unless stated otherwise”

the only time it could possibly have been considered “stated otherwise” is in the netflix tvv, when poe and his wife mention being the only kids in their class without b'nei mitzvahs

literally the only non-jewish characters in this series are the bankers

daniel handler is the funniest man alive

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The fact that there isn't an asoue mmm whatcha say compilation breaks my heart actually

#blah #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #1 guess what i rewatched today #on youtube #it would just be so funny to me actually #DEWEY'S DEATH! OLAF! OLIVIA! like just ahdjshshs #i simply think it would be neat

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this ended up very different from what i was originally planning and also very very off prompt. but this was meant for @asouefanworkevent day 3: clusterous forest!

#omg #also the paywall is killing me ahdjahshw

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yet another uquiz from me, the uquiz guy

this one is more niche than my other two, its based off the Series of Unfortunate Events book series (gifted burnout and depressed kids rise up)

#the reptile room!!! #thats honestly one of the best ones i could have gotten :)))))))

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Hello! Because fuck it, I might as well, I'm running a tournament to find out what Tumblr's favourite fictional library/archive is!

Submit your favourite library/ies and archive/s here!

Submissions are open until 11:00am GMT on 2nd December (so you have just over three weeks to get them in).

Rules:

You can submit as many as you like.

Any library with over 3 entries will go through automatically. Anything with less may have to go through preliminaries, depending on how many entries there are in total.

I especially encourage propaganda! Please give me propaganda! But positive stuff, please. Lift your entry up, don't put down the others.

I will try my best to seed the libraries by number of entries. I've never run a tournament before, so we'll see how well that part goes.

Timeline:

Submissions: 10/11-02/12

Polls open: 03/12 (hopefully - if there's not enough submissions I'll extend that part)

I'm planning to do two polls a day for the first round, and have them last a day. And then we'll see.

Restrictions:

You can submit any library or archive that's fictional! Including things that aren't traditional libraries or archives but are counted as such in the media (can't think of any rn but I'm sure there are some. Star Trek comes to mind maybe? Honestly I'm half asleep rn)

Not librarians. If this goes well I'll do a tournament for them later

Published media, not OCs (can be webcomics, a book you've published, etc, but not 'just' like a fanfiction or OCs you've only written about on here. They're less likely to stand a chance anyway, tbh)

Tournaments who I think might be interested or at the very least share (please please share!): @tournament-announcer @best-book-siblings @best-childhood-book @best-childrens-books-hq-blog @tournamentcorner @librariesinvideogames @iamlibrarian @roguelibrarian @awesomearchives @haveyoureadthiscomic-poll @haveyoureadthisbook-poll @digitalnewberry @houghtonlib @badass-queer-couples-battle @jstor @mysterythemematch