marge-blainey

[marge-blainey]

I'm

BAcK

#ooc #sorry #i went through an awful rejection a whole back #and wow #get this #he asked me out #now we're dating #this is a win for the bisexuals

[marge-blainey]

it’s time

[marge-blainey]

Darling my back hurts please fix.

@ask-nurse-blainey I have unironically pulled a muscle. Help.

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[marge-blainey]

I'm not as young as I used to be 😞

@ask-nurse-blainey I have unironically pulled a muscle. Help.

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[marge-blainey]

@ask-nurse-blainey I have unironically pulled a muscle. Help.

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Marge, do you have any absolute favourite spells? Any stories connected to them?

When I was a seventh year student and Noreen was starting her apprenticeship at Hogwarts I would leave her little notes and she in return. It was all rather scandalous, a student pining over a staff member, even though she was only two years my senior and my former tutor. It was imperative we kept things discreet, which is awfully hard for me, so Nori taught me Aparecium.

Aparecium is a charm that reveals hidden messages. We still use it from time to time for the nostalgia!

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[marge-blainey]

It was only two times, I don't know why you keep bringing it up 🙄

tag the oc who lights up a room

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[marge-blainey]

Sorry for my absence. It turns out having a dementor as a friend gives you chronic depression. Claude is pretty cool but our personalities and goals don't match well.

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[marge-blainey]

*slaps printing press*

This bad-boy can print a whole lot of love letters for my wife.

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[marge-blainey]

His name is Clyde and we have matching friendship bracelets.

He said my patronus was pretty and "not at all threatening" 😊

If you're wondering why the halls of Hogwarts were eerily quite today, it's because Marge wanted to take a field trip to Azkaban. Apparently demanding the ministry allow you see the wizard prison for "science and stuff" works.

Also, she hasn't requested any chocolate and she's even happier than usual. I think she's befriended a dementor of all things...

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[marge-blainey]

*As you are about to open your favourite cupboard, a letter hits you on the back of your head and gets stuck in your hair.*

The letter reads:

Dear Lady Marge,

this holiday may be named after a saint, but nothing I'm gonna do to you is church sanctioned.

A crisp Admirer

OOC:

Please don't send suggestive asks.

I love a dirty joke as much as the next guy but I'm not comfortable with my OC, which is essentially an extension of myself, receiving unwanted advances. I'm here to make you laugh, that is all.

Thanks for your understanding.

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[marge-blainey]

Did you already begin planning your next holiday, and if yes, where would you travel? I hope you meet some wonderful pidgeons there as well!

Noreen and I take turns planning holidays. Since I chose the Bahamas, it is her turn to choose our next vacation destination. I'm sure she's got something fantastic planned with many pigeons.

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[marge-blainey]

I have returned from my vacation and am pleased to say I have increased the pigeon population in the Bahamas.

If you see a white pigeon with black spots, that's my grandson.

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[marge-blainey]

Going on vacation, don't sent any Owls!

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[marge-blainey]

Apparently it's rude to depulso rats when you see them.

Sorry dude, reflex. Bubonic plague was no joke.

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[marge-blainey]

When I was a child I was feeding pigeons and a vicious duck bit me.

Ducks are yucky and evil.

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[marge-blainey]

Who. The FUCK. Touched. My SPAGHETTI?!

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