malware-wizard

[malware-wizard]

No hexes at all?!

I'm celebrating my tower going 1 entire month without a workplace accident. Anyone is welcome to come to the party, but there should be

1: no summoning things

2: No hexes or curses cast

And 3: ABSOLUTELY NO TOUCHING THE BIG VAT OF MYSTERY LIQUID IT IS VERY DEADLY AND WILL KILL YOU

And those are all the rules, feel free to bring anyone or anything along!

Complimentary snacks and drinks are at the party.

The party is on the 4th of November.

People who are asked to attend but don't have to:

@wizard-island-trading-co

@odd-animated-armor

@panem-crustus

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

@slutty-wizard-council

@safetysign-wizard

@mushroom-wizard

@malware-wizard

@officialgrigori

@song-de-lune

@jhomikle

#wizard party #wizard #wizardblogging #wizposting #wizone #wizard shit #wizardblr #wizardposting #not malware

[malware-wizard]

I have no windows to better see my orb and there is no antivirus imaginable that could unmalware my orb

But that rune sucks because I never learnt runology so I have no idea what that does

Trick or Treat Mr Malware!

Trick me

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #unreality #wizard island island #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

Trick or Treat Mr Malware!

Trick me

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #unreality #wizard island island #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

Hey, uhhh… currently trapped in a wizard college being forced to retake the tests I definitely didn’t cheat on. Anyways, I can’t get out, my orb got confiscated, and I’m using a spare in the dungeons I’m locked in.

I usually don’t bother you… but I might need some help. Don’t know if there’s anything you can do to unblock my orb, but it’d be helpful.

I find a Very Powerful N-chantment can bypass most blocking curses

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #unreality #wizard island island #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

ORB INCANTATION: 5273:D8A3:39F1:0

Only people who message me here first are scams

:(

#get hexxed lmao #wizard posting #wizard blogging #unreality #not malware

[malware-wizard]

⚠️ Free Orbs ⚠️

Never annoy your orb supplier again with this one simple trick!

Really want an orb or perhaps an obelisk but so expensive<|:(((

#wizardposting #wizard blogging #wizard tumblr

[malware-wizard]

trying to follow the entire wizardposting community, reblog this post if you are a wizard blog and i will follow you

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #unreality #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

Wizard of the Coast

#is this the guy that makes mtg and dnd then #wizardposting #wizard blogging #wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #unreality #not malware #wizard posting

[malware-wizard]

that sounds awful would you like some new orbs, only 2 previous owners

*A demonic bowl appears* *the demonic bowl eats all your orbs*

NOT AGAIN!! at least now i have insurance

@username-not-registered please replace my orbs

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #unreality #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

fantastic.

If the orbs sometimes feel like they're sapping you of your energy and powering a server room, I wouldn't worry about it too much

*A demonic bowl appears* *the demonic bowl eats all your orbs*

NOT AGAIN!! at least now i have insurance

@username-not-registered please replace my orbs

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #unreality #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

I will give you 5 orbs for free

Good orbs, only one previous owner

*A demonic bowl appears* *the demonic bowl eats all your orbs*

NOT AGAIN!! at least now i have insurance

@username-not-registered please replace my orbs

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #unreality #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

I cast Counterspell (I hit it back with a fucking baseball bat)

Spell of throwing a brick at your fucking head

#wizardblr #wizblr #wizard tumblr #wizposting #wizard posting #wizardposting #not malware #unreality

[malware-wizard]

Can I have a server room somewhere away from people; perhaps on the far west of the island

I would like to move to wizard island island since someone has shut off the aetherspace network from the rest of the world

Oh sure. Just tell me where you want your spot on the island and what you want it labeled as. I will warn you though, that ask will not be answered because unless I see it in the inbox to remind me, I'll forget.

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #unreality #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

What is it with you and questions three

Guys how do i get an invite to wizard island island.

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #unreality #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

COMBUSTION WIZARD?

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

#not malware

[malware-wizard]

i was attacked by his aura

Announcement: I am bored again. Suggestions for wizard laws are open.

#wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #unreality #wizardposting #not malware #wizard posting #wizard blogging

[malware-wizard]

Kill Him, He's A Socialist - Seb Lowe

Love Music Pt 2 - Ren

Vanilla - Red Rum Club

Be Mine - The Covasettes

Mary - The Happy Fits

Hey eyeone! I want to know what your favorite songs are, if you see this post you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to reblog with at least 1 song you have listened to and enjoyed but if you have more you'd like to share then go ahead! Also tag your friends!

I'll start, I'm going to list 5 of my favorite songs

Dr Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood

134340 Pluto by Cojum Dip

Vulture by Bear ghost

Dear John by I monster

And finally: playing places: Oceans by Cosmo Sheldrake

Here's the people I want to tag

@f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @underpaid-guard @blacktipreefsharkwizard @the-gnomish-bastard @thatgayforkcrow @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @agentldiddy @aileaxthevoidien @slutty-wizard-council @monsterfucker-research-wizard and anyone else who wants to play!!!

#ooc #not malware