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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #79
Murr, pointing: May I sit there?
Shylock: That's my lap.
Murr: That doesn't answer my question, Shylock.
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #78
Figaro: I don’t know, he just doesn't seem interested…
Oz: Did you try talking to him?
Figaro:
Figaro: Try what?
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #77
Faust: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Lennox!
*Neither of them die*
Lennox: …
Faust: …
Lennox: So, do you wanna talk about somethi—
Faust: No, thank you.
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #76
Bradley, after his nth fight in public: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen.
Nero: Really? Name one law.
Bradley: Don't kill people?
Nero: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #75
Faust: Shino... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Shino: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Faust:
Faust: I wrote sanitize, Shino
Shino: That makes much more sense!
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #74
Oz: Do we have any orange juice left?
Mithra: *pours the remaining juice into her cup*
Mithra: Sorry, we’re all out.
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #73
Owen: I am literally evil incarnate.
Owen: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Owen: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #72
Akira: You need a hobby.
Mithra: I have a hobby!
Akira: Fighting Oz isn't a hobby.
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #71
Cain: Have you seen someone named 'Owen' around here?
Some poor citizen: Yes! He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Akira: It looks fine to me?
Some poor citizen: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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happy wizard valentine’s day! This is for @/exbeekeeper on twt for the 2024 mhyk valentines exhange <3
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #70
Murr: You can't spell silly without ill, and baby, I'm diseased.
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #69
Mitile: " I deserve a gold star for being nice and not killing anyone"
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #68
Rutile: "I hate when people ask me my "explain my thought process" like hell if I know
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #67
Owen: "Do not go to my grave and weep, you're so annoying "
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #66
Riquet: "I am fine, thank you for asking! Though recently there's been a darkness growing in me."
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Incorrect Mahoyaku Quotes #65
Mitile: Can anyone recommend some beginner crimes to try out if I'm just getting into crimes?
Mitile, two seconds later: You all took too long to respond so I think I'll just go straight to mass murder.
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