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me and the bad bitch I pulled by giving him stockholm syndrome— I mean by making him fall in love with my alluring european charm and eccentric dietary restrictions

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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ibuprofen...... ubuprofen...... 🤝 webuprofen 💞💞

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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as is tradition, i've updated my: "hozier using terms of endearment on his songs" list.

"baby" remains number one with 9 new additions. he uses "baby" a total of 74 times throughout his entire (released) discography

"darling" was his favourite term this time around with 17 new additions. it went from only 9 to 26 times he used the term in his songs

"love" got 11 new additions. 17 in total

and last but not least he used "honey" one time. so that's 46 times he says "honey" now

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Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎