magickalmason
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Mason✨He/him✨24✨Bi trans guy✨Disabled✨T4T & engaged to @melaniefangz🖤 Minors DNI 🔞
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whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing
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you're so entertaining i wanna put you in a jar and shake it violently :)
Worse things could happen in a jar
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yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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it feels like there should be a million hours between 5 pm and 10 pm but theres only like two
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